Real Reason Mighty Gets No Love From Sherdog

[FeloniousMonk]

Ok. Even though this thread has
been done more than "where is
Sergei?" Or "where is tj grant?"
Or "what happened to arona?"
Or "my 'friends' tell me I look
like a bitch, but I think I actually
look like ____" threads...

I think I actually cracked the
case here, guys.

So... since this site & it's posters
seem to be in love with large
men, I started thinking,
"How can mighty appeal to
this demographic of closeted
bi sexual-only children who
harbor the persistent fascination
with being dominated by big men?"

Well, since the ufc stopped
allowing the unfair advantage of
"Gaining height" since Carwin...

Spoiler: false heightvertisement

THAT goes out the window.

But also, with these new USADA
regulations, our littlest champion
is being barred from using some
of the same supplements that put
so many other fighters on many
sherdogger's "To do lists"

So, despite mighty & his clean
record & honorable approach to
competition-the question i have
is...

Is his honor, as well as the
USADA regulations, preventing
us from seeing some of this....

???

 

[ortizgnp]

What song is this

 

[FeloniousMonk]

What song is this

 

[Drake]

Oh boy. I don't think this will end well.


But I will say, your poetic post format makes long posts easier to read.

 

[justbetter]

too narrow didnt read

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Oh boy. I don't think this will end well.


But I will say, your poetic post format makes long posts easier to read.

Let's take it to the OT then
so I can start exposing these
bitches like holly




Starting with mods

 

[Drake]

Let's take it to the OT then
so I can start exposing these
bitches like holly




Starting with mods

 

[cgold21]

It's cuz he's tiny. Plain and simple some people have a hard time really believing someone the size of my 10 year old is all that dangerous and could kick my ass. I am not one of those people and have no delusions of my chances in a fight with him but if he was even 5'9 and a FW people would be swinging from his nuts too

 

[KONE]

Oh boy. I don't think this will end well.


But I will say, your poetic post format makes long posts easier to read.

Speak for yourself

I'm used to posts being a certain way on Sherdog. Trying to read this was like

 

[NoContest]

ts makes a good point though. Pride would turn DJ into a half exciting fighter to watch

 

[Haj01]

I thought we guys on Sherdog comprised of hardcore fans, and we love Mighty Mouse. Everybody loves mighty mouse just most people haven't heard of him. He is not that popular, but the people that do know him and appreciate him give him love.

But still it is funny making jokes about his height and lack of PPV buys, i joke about it all the time, but that doesn't mean i don't like him. He is one of the most fun to watch. He is the reason I can't watch low level mma so much anymore, unless it is a freakshow like Kimbo Slice. Because I just love watching the guys who are at the forefront of the ever evolving sport of mma. He is so technical it is like watching poetry in motion. I just love the technique.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

 

[Drake]

Speak for yourself

I'm used to posts being a certain way on Sherdog. Trying to read this was like

Get over it, peasant.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

It's cuz he's tiny. Plain and simple some people have a hard time really believing someone the size of my 10 year old is all that dangerous and could kick my ass. I am not one of those people and have no delusions of my chances in a fight with him but if he has was even 5'9 and a FW people would be swinging from his nuts too

Here come the cucks

 

[Drake]

This thread is now about Spongebob gifs.

 

[KONE]

>4 spongebob gifs posted

Holy fuck this thread is amazing

Okay, let's see.... an accurate representation of most sherdoggers thinking they can fight Mighty Mouse:

 

[FeloniousMonk]

This thread is now about Spongebob gifs.

 

[Drake]

>4 spongebob gifs posted

Holy fuck this thread is amazing

Okay, let's see.... an accurate representation of most sherdoggers thinking they can fight Mighty Mouse:

LOL!

Fucking Flats!

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

It's because people don't appreciate high level technique.

 

[emmstein]

What song is this

Darude - Sandstorm