Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Stump, Aug 14, 2016.
I used to have exactly this colored tokay gecko when I was a kid.
I named him Snap Jaw - his jaw snapped & stayed that way for a few years from ALWAYS biting shit.
I took one in as a rescue. I've never had an animal I could say was a dick before that.
I mean seriously is there a more low class animal than a Hippo. Morbidly obese, territorial, ill tempered, violent. Will fight other hippos and 'accidentally' crush the babies because they're so rude and obese. They live in the water they poo in. Plus they fling poop so rudely.
aquatic brain spider
Armor-plated salt pussy
i like this thread already.
Long necked spotted rat.
Thomson's short-haired leg wallet
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jim Hensons Mistake
I propose re-naming this animal "poad". (property of a dumbass)
The mother in law
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