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    I used to have exactly this colored tokay gecko when I was a kid.


    I named him Snap Jaw - his jaw snapped & stayed that way for a few years from ALWAYS biting shit.
     
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    I took one in as a rescue. I've never had an animal I could say was a dick before that.
     
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    I mean seriously is there a more low class animal than a Hippo. Morbidly obese, territorial, ill tempered, violent. Will fight other hippos and 'accidentally' crush the babies because they're so rude and obese. They live in the water they poo in. Plus they fling poop so rudely.


     
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    i like this thread already.
     
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    I propose re-naming this animal "poad". (property of a dumbass)
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