Re-name animals

[Stump]

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2016/06/internet-names-animals/

 

[jefferz]

Asshole lizard

 

[weed]

Oreo

 

[weed]

Asshole lizard

I used to have exactly this colored tokay gecko when I was a kid.


I named him Snap Jaw - his jaw snapped & stayed that way for a few years from ALWAYS biting shit.

 

[jefferz]

I used to have exactly this colored tokay gecko when I was a kid.


I named him Snap Jaw - his jaw snapped & stayed that way for a few years from ALWAYS biting shit.

I took one in as a rescue. I've never had an animal I could say was a dick before that.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Shit Sprinkler



I mean seriously is there a more low class animal than a Hippo. Morbidly obese, territorial, ill tempered, violent. Will fight other hippos and 'accidentally' crush the babies because they're so rude and obese. They live in the water they poo in. Plus they fling poop so rudely.

 

[Sole]

Jew

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

 

[Stump]

aquatic brain spider

 

[Stump]

Armor-plated salt pussy

 

[dildos]

manbearpig

 

[dildos]

i like this thread already.

 

[fightingrabbit]

Long necked spotted rat.

 

[Stump]

Thomson's short-haired leg wallet

 

[pacifikan]

Sarah Jessica Parker

 

[Stump]

stink-kitten

 

[NHB7]

Jim Hensons Mistake

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

I propose re-naming this animal "poad". (property of a dumbass)

 

[jefferz]

The mother in law

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

The mother in law