Rate my new years eve plans

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  1. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    First off, this is not a thread for you all to post your new years eves plans and compare them with mine. This is a thred for you to rate my new years eve plans.
    I slepts until 1 pm today
    then i smoked weed a bunch
    then went out to a dinner for a birthday, meal and dessert were paid for
    then si spanked my gf, and laid soem pipe, she already passed out from hitting the sugar walls to nice
    now im soking more week and playing LoL, i just went 32/9/14 on a poro king
    and posting here.
    what did you guys do today? How has your new years eve night been so far?
     
  2. blaseblah

    blaseblah Steel Belt

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    You raped your unconscious girlfriend?
     
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  3. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Can't beat a night of soking week.

    10/10.
     
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  4. mb23100

    mb23100 Gold Belt

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    Literally none of that happened
     
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  5. Goodfella

    Goodfella White Belt

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    0/10 cuz u cant type for shit

    I Aint tryna scramble your words
     
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  6. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    "Aint tryna"
     
  7. scorpipede

    scorpipede you do yo thang Baby Smurf

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    fuck you and your parents.
     
  8. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    implying your built well enough to survive a sexual encounter with any of the 3 of us is preposterous. Filthy pleb.
     
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  9. Goodfella

    Goodfella White Belt

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    Im from the south!

    Lol jk <{yearp}>
     
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  10. Broken arrow

    Broken arrow Purple Belt

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    You sound poor
     
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    Tee Dee Pee Orange Belt

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    {<huh}
     
  12. VulcanNervPinch

    VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    Whatever you're lacing your weed with, stop.
     
  13. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    I'm just getting drunk and gonna pass out after posting new years in the berry

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. DevilsLettuce

    DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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    Im snowboarding on mt hood.
     
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  15. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    I enjoy reading and deciphering posts from stoners. I assume you posted this because you won't remember what you did tonight when you wake up tomorrow?
     
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  16. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    pics of sugar wall or didn't happen
     
  17. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Who is Si and why did he spank and fuck your gf?
     
  19. blaseblah

    blaseblah Steel Belt

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    Still amazed no one else has noticed TS is claiming to have fucked his GF while she was passed out.
     
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  20. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    I'm ts's lawyer. Would you be willing to testify to this under oath?
     
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