RARE PHOTO: Dana White (With Hair) as a Bellboy in the 1990s

[zxyss25]

And this is Dana photoshopped to the max

 

[NILLI]

My god he was beautiful!

 

[RDUBYA]

the norwood reaper took his hair in exchange for riches and bitches

seems a fair trade

 

[20falarVerdades]

Looks better now

 

[HNIC215]

My god he was beautiful!

 

[faixafrouxa]

They should model the agent 47 after the Goofapotamus for the new Hitman 2 game.

 

[StraightleftKO]

Back then they didn't want him.

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Well if you have decent hair at 40 you never had anything to worry about. If I'm bald at 40 I won't be that angry tbh. 40 is a good balding age lol.

I was scared I'd be bald by 30(ish), I know a lot of those guys.

I knew some that started balding when we were in high school. Poor bastards.

 

[LouisBolanos]

@LouisBolanos

Hair thread

@LouisBolanos We need you to analyze that photo. He clearly was already balding, but we need you to do your scientific analysis.

I used to think I would go bald too early

Now, after seeing countless hairlines like that on early to mid 20 year olds, I'm much more confident I'll keep it long enough

@LouisBolanos bless

and @Wadtucket & @BC

EDUCATION​

Dana White Hairline progression

 

[Final Say]

Dana White Hairline progression

You made this?!

 

[LouisBolanos]

You made this?!

Yes. Hope it clarifies things.

 

[Brock-B-level-Athlete]

bald heads = big dick

 

[Leah Smith]

LEFT: Dana White as a bellboy
RIGHT: Dana White as a bell-end

 

[My name is]

really lucky to have fertittas as his buddies

they are lucky to be friends with him. It's not like he didn't have the dream and make them wealthier. He was a nobody that was able to build a friendship and a trust with a couple dudes that was willing to take a chance with him

 

[Rhood]

You're all gonna go bald!
It's inevitable!

Look at Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean-Claude Van Damme
They have less hair now than they did 20 years ago.

 

[Strychnine]

LEFT: Dana White as a bellboy
RIGHT: Dana White as a bell-end

 

[Kneeuinthenutz]

Gotta respect his hustle.

He has come a long way.

Went from Bellboy to a Bellend.

Fucking guy above, beat me by seconds....

Are you two fucking kidding me?

This motherfucker got hooked up with this job right out of HS in the 80's....He was making over 90K....

Don't pretend this is a rags to riches story....He's been taken care of his whole fucking life.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

this is going to be 100 pages of people saying that exact same joke.

 

[Deleted member 506663]

The man went from ashy to classy.

He's 'bout as far from classy as you can get.

 

[mahavishnunj]

And this is Dana photoshopped to the max

'kick ass like him?' wtf lol. also, that is some black belt level sucking in of the gut.