quote of the day

I heard a funny one on the radio:

Anybody can have bad breath, but you could knock a buzzard off a sh*twagon!
 
""Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

-Crumley
 
"Have a go, you mug. That means, don't die wondering whether you were good enough to win; don't wait until you've lost to see if you can win."
 
The quote in my sig is the quote of this day, and everday. No questions asked.
 
bacon said:
""Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

-Crumley
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Wait, you drink? Wow, you are like sooooo coool11!

Glorifying alcohol was sooooo middle school.
 
"I have always been strong. I can only imagine what it is like to be weak."

-Arthur Saxon




That's one thing me and the iron master have in common. woot woot


Suck on that kaboom!!
 
Speaking of quotes.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects.

-Robert Heinlein
 
Bob Heinlein is one of my favorite authors of all time. Stranger in a Strange Land shaped my into the maladjusted, freethinking libertine I am today, having been given it to read in the ninth grade. My hat goes off to you, Alan.

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. - RAH
 
anal, thats one of the best quotes ive ever read. seriously.
 
"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." - Albert Einstein
 
My alltime favourite quote that really means a lot to me is:

"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Winston Churchill


I can't count how many times thinking about this quote has made me make another step and another and another...
 
"That will be $4.39. Please drive up to the first window" -- person working at Wendy's
 
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