Question you really want the answer to about human history

[Unfinished Sentenc]

What was the first name ever?

 

[gspieler]

I have it from a reliable source that it was "Adam".

 

[scorpipede]

how come bigfoot is so shy?

 

[AronaBeatsJones]

Did Trotsky, Stalin, or Freud ever run into a young Hitler in Vienna, circa 1913?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21859771

 

[El Chimpo]

who in the funk created stonehenge

 

[Osculater]

Who banged the chicken?

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

K so, back when we all had AIM, everyone was putting these "how well do you know me" quizzes in their profiles. When you finished talking one, it showed how many you got right/wrong, as well as the results for everyone else who took it.

There was this mystery screenname getting 100% on every last one of our quizzes. No one ever figured out who it was. It's like urban legend for us.

So if i could learn any one truth about human history, it would be the identity of that screen name.

 

[Polish Machine]

We'll never know. The first caveman after evolution didn't have a language so he prob called his son "uagh" or some weird shit.

 

[odog]

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?

 

[ironwolf]

Who shot Kennedy

Were there really lost civilizations

Where is Atlantis

Who built the pyramids and how

 

[Chomsky Honk]

When did the human evolve into the human bean

 

[GSP_37]

The origin of the universe. What was the first lifeform on Earth. What's the next evolution of humans? Don't say people with both male and female genitals.

 

[AJ Garcia]

The origin of the universe. What was the first lifeform on Earth. What's the next evolution of humans? Don't say people with both male and female genitals.

 

[Kick Strickland]

Was Bruce Lee an asshole?

 

[El Chimpo]

i was high as shit one night and theorized that redheads are related to orangutans

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

I want to learn about extinct tribes, ethnicities and cultures-- their specialties, customs, influences, etc.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

The man who has banged the most women.

 

[loyalyolayal]

And the answer to everything:

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

How did Jesus pull it off?

 

[El Chimpo]

The man who has banged the most women.

im guessing genghis khan