Question for Nogi Industries or Chris Brennan

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Will you be producing mens warm up suits for your 06 product line? I know you do female warm up sets already so what about some for us guys? You wouldn't even have to change much from the ones you produce for the ladies aside from make them to slightly different measurements and possibly move the logo from being on the ass of the pants to maybe down the side of the pants. I'd definitely be interested in them and I'm sure others would also especially since the majority of your products are lo-pro enough to avoid stares on the street.
 
We will defiantly take that in to consideration and discuss it at our next corporate meeting...

Well after a huge board meeting with our chief of staff we have decided to do it and will have them by Jan 1 06

I was almost voted off the board of directors for this one
 
Nice one. It's good to know guys like yourself aren't opposed to customer suggestions.

Sorry you almost lost your job in the company. Hopefully one day you'll be boss and will be able to fire the hardasses keeping you under their thumb. ;)
 
Are you serious Chris? Wow, what dumbasses would want to vote someone off because they listen to their customers. I say you pull a postal service employee and go on a rampage.
 
Oh yes, Chris is deadly serious. He nearly had to leave his own company due to the internal conflict he felt. It was a terribly tense board meeting that lasted for about 40 seconds which only came to an end when he clicked "Submit Reply" after he called his business partner and they decided "Fuck it, we can make them a little bigger and put the logos elsewhere if there's interest in them". ;)

I am looking forward to getting one of these, it'd be cool to get an OE style brown warm up suit to go with the the cap and T shirt I have. Maybe have white bands down the sides of the sleeves and pants or something like that.
 
Well I was going to go postal but then I figured they would call it suicide.

All jokes aside it looks like we have our work cut out for us to get ready for 2006 but I KNOW you will return our hard work with MANY orders :)
 
**BULLETIN**​

Chris Brennen, Co-Owner of Nogi Industries, has just been relieved of his duties. A spokesperson for the multi-billion dollar company released this statement just hours after the decision was handed out:

"Well, we as a company, are very sad to see him go. However, His penis was just too large for us to keep the morale peaked. All of our employees had a tough time coming to work every day feeling inadiquate."

A final blessing was also injected into the statement, including the following:

"Hopefully Chris enjoys his new career in adult entertainment. We hear he already has a starring role, opposite Joe Rogan. Good luck in all you strive for Mr. Brennan."
 
Let's hope his name in porn doesn't stay as "Bloodshot", not many "actresses" would probably sign up if they expected spooge in the eye. Except maybe Bella Donna but that's because she's a dirty bitch.
 
Damn, had me worried there for a second. For those who haven't had dealings with Nogi, Chris is great to deal with. I look forward to seeing the new warmups next year.
 
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If you don't get the jokes, say something, don't just empty post or you risk dubs.

Seriously people, does the CEO part of Mr Brennan's signature not appear to anyone but me? Shouldn't that give you guys a clue? I guess some of you guys have been doing too much striking training lately.
 
It is not Bloodshot in the adult world it is

THE WESTSIDE DANGLER!!!
 
Not as good as my p0rn name, Heywood Jablome.
 
I got one for anyone of asian decent, Long Dong Wong.
 
I've always thought Dick Stradlin, Rock Longwood and Izzy Datstiff were pretty good porno names.
 
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