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<Oku02>why do they call him the heartbreak kid ?
Shouldn’t he be called the heartbreak man?
 
Heart is a body part
Back is a body part

Break is to destroy
Broke is destoy in the past tense...

Heartbreak = Brokeback
 
How many PWD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10.

1 @Gutter Chris to ambush a woman coming with replacement light bulbs,
1 @Minotauro Rex to fuck the light fixture hole for no reason other than it's Rex,
1 @SocraticMethod to order his housekeeper to actually change the bulb,
6 others to fuck @Batjester 's mom during the process,
and 1 @Rebelfett to like everyone for a job well done.
 
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
 
There once was a man from Tanzania...

I forget how the rest goes but @Batjester 's mom and @Minotauro Rex visit the glory hole at the Flying J every Saturday night.

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