@deezy
The joke my 1st nation friends told me the other day
3 guys are sitting at a bar and god walks in. He comes up to. The guys and points to the bartender that the next round is on him. He says hi to the first guy and asks how he's doing
"I'm great but knee has been hurting for a bit"
So god heals his knee and moves to the 2nd guy and asks how he's doing
"Not bad father, but my shoulder is all messed up"
So god heals his shoulder and moves to the 3rd,A native American fellow, and asks about his health
"Shit I'm good but I've had this back pain for years"
God reaches in to heal the ailment and the 3rd guy runs to the other side of the bar
"Hey man, what the fuck? I'm on disability!"