PWD 632: #WeAreAllLighter

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Minotauro Rex said:
Piper had someone on his show that made jokes about Austin beating his wife's ass or something. Austin got sand in his vagina and got his show shit canned. Piper died of a broken heart.

Austin killed Piper
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Piper killed Piper.

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Smigg said:
The guests on Jericho's podcast a couple of days ago were fucking HILARIOUS. They were talking about "The Satanic Government". One of the guests was on a few months ago, talking about "The Flat Earth Reality", with one of the things being "If the earth really was round, why aren't the seas on draining off the bottom?! They're kept in place, because of the flat surface". But, there were some outstanding highlights.

- Vince McMahon is complicit in The Satanic Government, he actually let people know that 9/11 was going to happen... because he had a tag team called "Demolition", and another tag team called "The Twin Towers".
- WWE also show themselves to be a part of it, because, in numerology, 33 is a "satanic number", and when you turn the WWE logo sideways, you see... 33. That's why they designed the World Titles to look like that, so they can put the belt on their shoulder, and show the 33.

However, my absolute favourite, is this one:

Video Games are a messaging tool of The Satanic Government, particularly "SEGA". You know why? Because SEGA isn't actually a word, it's AGES spelled backwards, which is a trick they use. And the name of their console, the Genesis, biblical reference, they're mocking the church, AGES... GENESIS... It's right there, right in front of our eyes! And they're using the violent video games to teach kids to love violence, and gore, because that's what they're trying to do, they're trying to get people to become killers, and to love killing, and then go on mass shootings, so then they implement gun control, making us much easier to control! And, what "The Satanic Government" did, to show you how blatent they were, and were laughing about it? One of the sound engineers on a video game which they neglected to mention, said he actually went to a slaughterhouse, so he could replecate the sound in the game... showing us that we were nothing more than pigs for the slaughter.

So, a couple of things wrong with this particular one.

SEGA, as a company, started out as "Service Games", they sold coin operated entertainment, such as pinballs, fruit machines, etc, to military bases. They operated out of Hawaii. Then, they were bought out with a Japanese company, took the SE from "service", and the GA from "games", and shortened it to "SEGA". Ironically enough, in the UK, the slogan for Sega is "It takes AGES to get as good as SEGA!"

Now, as for the Genesis, it's called the Mega Drive literally everywhere other than North America.

And the pig sounds... can't actually have humans getting disemboweled for the sound effects, it's kind of... what's the word... fucking illegal!
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Conspiracy nuts also just keep power talking over the people who allow them on their show to try sound like they know what they're talking about.
 
Michaelangelo said:
the funny part is Peyton isn’t even fat. what a terrible spokesperson for the cellulite community.

Meanwhile, I bet Nia dropped her ice cream and went straight to twitter after she heard the term body shaming. gotta get her spotlight.
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Yeah, she's not fat and she knows it. She just wanted some attention since she sucks at everything except having nice fake tits.
 
deezy said:
Conspiracy nuts also just keep power talking over the people who allow them on their show to try sound like they know what they're talking about.
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That's EXACTLY what they did to Jericho. Jericho barely spoke on his own podcast, it was just these two fucking nutjobs talking a million miles an hour.
 
Michaelangelo said:
the funny part is Peyton isn’t even fat. what a terrible spokesperson for the cellulite community.

Meanwhile, I bet Nia dropped her ice cream and went straight to twitter after she heard the term body shaming. gotta get her spotlight.
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Nia had to get in her hot-dogging and hot-dogging and hot-dogging and hot-dogging and eat them.
 
Minotauro Rex said:
Piper had someone on his show that made jokes about Austin beating his wife's ass or something. Austin got sand in his vagina and got his show shit canned. Piper died of a broken heart.

Austin killed Piper
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Sure it wasn't his heart after snorting cocaine for 2 decades?
 
lakersfan45 said:
I asked u a question and the last thread and u ignored me like a dealer outnof driugs

Why did Austin get pipers podcast kiled
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I replied.

Piper had a podcast, same network as Austin. He had a guest on that was a friend of Austin’s as well as being an Austin imitator. They had a fun episode with a couple of rough jokes including about being in China (Chyna). Austin heard this and got really pissed. He got the podcast pulled and the Network threatened Piper with consequences. Piper told them to fuck themselves and left the network. He then had trouble finding a new network because it seems Austin was making sure he couldn’t including using WWE influence. Piper got depressed. Died soon afterwards. His co host blames Austin.
 
In fact, to show you just how absurd their "Sega isn't even a word!" logic is.

Remember the "ColecoVision"? Well, Coleco isn't a word! Must be the work of the devil, and not a shortening of the company's name... The Connecticut Leather Company.

You like The Apprentice? The British version is fronted by Alan Sugar. His company? AMSTRAD. But, AMSTRAD isn't a word! Worse yet, AMSTRAD backwards is DARTSMA... or "Darts, Ma!" The devil wants you got ask your mother for darts, so you go to the pub, and start drinking! Nothing to do with the fact that AMSTRAD is merely a shortened version of "Alan Michael Sugar Trading"

Damn the devil with his tricky wordplay!
 
warriorscomeout said:
I replied.

Piper had a podcast, same network as Austin. He had a guest on that was a friend of Austin’s as well as being an Austin imitator. They had a fun episode with a couple of rough jokes including about being in China (Chyna). Austin heard this and got really pissed. He got the podcast pulled and the Network threatened Piper with consequences. Piper told them to fuck themselves and left the network. He then had trouble finding a new network because it seems Austin was making sure he couldn’t including using WWE influence. Piper got depressed. Died soon afterwards. His co host blames Austin.
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Whole Lotta tinfoil in this post.

Like WWE has that kind of leverage and Austin wasn't even using current WWE performers on his show during that time or really hasn't that much since....he would've killed Piper for nothing.
 
all i know is that Sega screwed Sega

RIP Dreamcast
 
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