PWD 273: Accents and A$$es

[SocraticMethod]

Rules:

1. Asses
2. Accents
3. Repeat

Mascots:

Host:

Theme:

 

[J Danger]

First, fuck all of you

 

[J Danger]

 

[SocraticMethod]

@RR - I humbly and respectfully request a Sticky.

 

[J Danger]

All the asses. Good job SM

 

[RR]

@RR - I humbly and respectfully request a Sticky.

Gotcha

 

[SocraticMethod]

This is weird. At first I thought he might be the quintessential neckbeard. Then he said he hated Daniel Bryan and crapped on HBK. But then he started laying into R2. So, I dunno. Maybe he just hates everything? I haven't gotten through the whole thing yet.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Word on the street is something is going down on Raw tonight.

 

[Max Power]

Fantastic theme/Mascots/Host @SocraticMethod.

When he dragged the Giant around on his dad's coffin?
When he made Al Snow eat his dead dog?
When he wrestled a match with dog poop all around the ring?
When the Undertaker hanged him?

THERE'S TOO MANY TO PICK!!!

Fuckin' heelish prick!^

Also seeing as nobody posted it in the last thread...

That's going to me launching you if you don't start tagging me


This fucking dude and his bandanas. Motherfucker has been bald for like 30 years and is still insecure about it.

Keeping with the gimmick, brother!

Who's your favorite Friend? I like Joey, fuck Ross.

Chandler. Could he be any more white?

 

[Falsedawn]

This thread is fake and gay.

 

[Jobber]

 

[Prime Ang]

Pretty hilarious that ppl that post in a wrestling thread on an Internet forum could possibly talk shit about someone as hot as Eva Marie. I've fkd a few fine girls in my day but Eva Marie would easily be the finest. Saying she is "plastic", "can't wrestle" and is "terrible on the mic", really makes me wonder which team some of you are playing for (not that there's anything wrong with that), but holy shit we are talking women's wrestling lmao who gives a shit if they can wrestle, I I want tits and ass, plastic is fine, natural is fine, As long as you are hot. Charlotte is a great wrestler but who gives a fuck? She has no ass and looks like she has a dick. Bra and panties matches and playboy Divas are what's best for business. Heretic, you are a fucking neckbeard, like it or not, you are the absolute epitome of what that term stands for.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

I don't know why you guys still talking about Eva Marie when ya'll could be talking about the Boss Sasha Banks instead.

 

[Falsedawn]

Pretty hilarious that ppl that post in a wrestling thread on an Internet forum could possibly talk shit about someone as hot as Eva Marie. I've fkd a few fine girls in my day but Eva Marie would easily be the finest. Saying she is "plastic", "can't wrestle" and is "terrible on the mic", really makes me wonder which team some of you are playing for (not that there's anything wrong with that), but holy shit we are talking women's wrestling lmao who gives a shit if they can wrestle, I I want tits and ass, plastic is fine, natural is fine, As long as you are hot. Charlotte is a great wrestler but who gives a fuck? She has no ass and looks like she has a dick. Bra and panties matches and playboy Divas are what's best for business. Heretic, you are a fucking neckbeard, like it or not, you are the absolute epitome of what that term stands for.

She still can't wrassle doge. Yeah T&A is what's important, but sometimes the joshi spirit is necessary. That is to say, that if you're gonna call someone a wrassler, they should be able to rassle.

I'm all for valets getting into paddle on a pole matches, but if fucking Kana gets in the ring and everyone isn't laying in a heap, then that's bad creative.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I don't know why you guys still talking about Eva Marie when ya'll could be talking about the Boss Sasha Banks instead.

It's Sexy's fault, he posted that shitty Eva Marie finisher knowing what was going to happen and they all fell for it like a bunch of PUPPETS!

 

[Prime Ang]

I'd eat Sasha Banks ass

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

"I mean, brother, when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside. You gotta take a stand, jack, it don't help to hide."

 

[Mr. Perfect]

Judge: Do you have anything to add, Mr Hogan?

*Hogan tries to remember the rest of the lyrics to the song

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

I'd eat Sasha Banks ass

I have dibs bro.