PWD 233: "Don't get bit...by the Gator Grip!"

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  1. moonwolf

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  2. FloridaCracker

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    Now that's some good thigh porn without looking like a 'roid monster.
     
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    I concur.
     
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    She does look extremely short. I do have a liking for girls I can tower over, but I have to admit, with some embarrassment, that I draw the line at actual dwarves.
     
  5. moonwolf

    moonwolf Dalton's Roadhouse Beef Rib Eating Champion

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    wiki says shes 5' 4". thats pretty much perfect to me.
     
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    My wife is 5'6" and I've dated some 5'4" girls in the past, even a 5'2", but never an actual dwarf or midget. I don't think I could do a dwarf (the small hands and shit would freak me out) but I would totally bang a legit midget/little person.
     
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    The mascot looks good.
     
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    Kaitlyn goes overboard. I could see her looking like Chyna years from now.
     
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    Owens (sadly) beats Cersaro in the match of the night and then interferes in Rollins / Cena saving CENA from the pin for the DQ. No belts change hands but set ups the beloved fatal 3 way. Sheamus is ringside waiting for his MITB cash in chance, Randy comes down to make sure it doesn't happen. HHH is there with the idea of distracting big match John but loses his temper at Seth for being too cocky or not being able to put Cena away. Hell throw in freshly turned heel Reigns to come down to get him some of Cena to start their inevitable buildup and feud for wrasslemania. (seth drops the belt at night of champions to Cena). The brothers of destruction come running down for no real reason other than if there is pandemonium and interference there needs to be Cain (MASKED Cain!). Brock has broken out of the ambulance and come sprinting down as well to the ring and is assisted by STNG setting up Sting and Brock vs. Undertaker & Cain at WM in the ultimate retirement match for 3 out of the 4 participant. Locker Room empties and we get a giant brawl with some over the top rope action and new day trying to start a chant and in the end the former members of the Shield stand tall in the middle of the ring. Ambrose says wtf? and joins in for the reuniting. The shield turns on HHH and he gets pedigreed and triple power bombed.
     
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    The mascot is cute.:)
     
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    That's over the top.
     
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    Arguably the biggest star in the sport right now is a woman...
     
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