JBL: ...so one of my New Year's resolutions is to hit all the leprechauns in the world with trash cans, and clothesline people but that's separate but I'm going to hit all of them with trash can this year.
Conrad: It's like that's your Pokemon you're trying to collect them all?
JBL: 100% it's 100% it's very it's it means a lot to me. You know every time I hit a leprechaun with a trash can I just, like, check it off. It's like getting a coin you know that you need for your collection it just it means a lot to me and and I think it's something valuable to the world. I think the world needs leprechauns hit with trash cans.
Conrad: I appreciate that you're having this very difficult conversation and really opening eyes and
raising awareness because I for one have just been hauling my trash can to the road every Thursday night. I've never once considered picking it up and throwing it at a little person...
JBL: ...and the thing about it is it's legal! A lot of people don't know that, you know, like in West Texas you know coyotes come and they'll harm your animals so you can shoot them anytime you want, it's legal! It's called the varmint law, very similar to the varmint law there's a leprechaun law that you can hit a leprechaun with any trash can, anytime you want, any time of day whether they're looking or not. So for people out there if you if you see a leprechaun, you got trash can, hit that little bastard! It's what the world needs. With your political influence I think you could message uh governor of Alabama and we might actually could have, like, hit a leprechaun day here in Alabama. Can you work on that for us?
Conrad: I will be happy to work on that yes.
JBL: I would love, I would love that, yes, yes. I'd love that.
Conrad: ...and we both know the mayor of Knoxville that we can we can call in as well...
JBL: I forgot about that! That'd be a shoe in there! I think the mayor of Knoxville would approve the hit a leprechaun day.