PVZ: "A lot of male fans" will enjoy battle of the implants vs. Ostovich

[SovereignPhantom]

If you were to give the porn a break and go outside you might notice that these two broads are in like the 90th percentile of actual females irl

I live near DC and see prettier women at salsa socials every week. I'm not claiming PVZ or Ostovich are ugly, nor that I pull all these prettier women, but you sure as hell aren't pulling PVZ or Ostovich either. To be fair, you might not live near a city and I've noticed the further out I go from a larger city, the fewer attractive women I find.

 

[Natesblackshirt]

I like boobies that hang and round booties that jiggle.

What, exactly, do you do with a womans face during sex?

Teach me...

Not going to teach you that would be pretty gay, but you definitely exposed your virginity there my friend.

 

[caliboi74lv]

That's a great song, but THIS is the song I live my life to!



"I will wear her face like a mask, as I do my little cookie dance"

but as for the PVZ-Ostovich "fight", I guess this song is appropriate:



"You've had a lot of dick.... but you ain't had mine"
"Now show them titties"

 

[Emjay]

WMMA is so bizarre. They try and sell these chicks as attractive and then have to get into a fist fight with each other, which will bust their faces up.
... It's like the opposite of what you want to happen to an attractive girl.

Maybe they're playing to the woman beaters of the world?

 

[Ritler]

Rachel looks like a tranny.

Rachel has masculine features in her face.

She does have some aggressive looking angles going on in her face. Only when she's not smiling. Balanced out by her body though.

 

[SKITZADACTYL]

fook the tits, i'll enjoy watching ostovich's ass.


not PVZ though.

 

[L.T.]

It's make a grilled cheese sandwich time.

Who is Ostovich? Some unknown person with huge fake tits, zero potential who has never fought in UFC stealing crazy headlines.. If PVZ is a 2-1 favorite over you. You're dog shit.

Why is she in the UFC? Pearl 2.0. Waste of time. If I want to fap to these women I'll use their instagrams. WMMA is a f'ing mess.

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

This is what separates Rose, who is actually more attractive, but she essentially said "f making myself a cheap sexual object for drunk guys, Im gonna shave my head and just focus on fighting". PVZ can't find a win now and Rose is the champ. Champs do not get breast implants. If you want sex, go watch porn.

 

[Perrichet]

Embarrassing

 

[TheRassler]

The only fight where lay n pray is acceptable.


AND encouraged.

 

[linch]

Well, we're gonna tune in of course, but this seems to be beginning of the end of wmma as an athletic competition.
In a year, probably the whole female roster is gonna have boob jobs

 

[SovereignPhantom]

No, what's mind boggling is that other people care what someone else considers hot. Not everyone has the same tastes.

Can't really argue with you here, but this is an online forum, if we're not here to talk shit, what are we here for? Unbiased commentary regarding athletic competition?!

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Why did you cut out her delicious pancakes?

 

[Ruhler]

The only female fighters that I pay even half attention to are Nunes and Cyborg. Even then I don't really care. Breast implants are great, but I don't turn on MMA when I want to see them.

 

[mahavishnunj]

"A lot of Male fans" will be drinking and/ or getting high instead of watching this also.

 

[honzo]

I LOVE puppies.

You sound like that WWE commentator. The clown that dresses up like a king but looks like a cross dresser.

 

[Shaved Rabbit]

They should both be required to fight topless.

 

[Elcucringy]

Props to PVZ. She knows people aren't watching her to see her martial arts skills....

 

[bufetadanacara]

Even women can't take wmma seriously.

When will this garbage disappear?

 

[TITS]

They try and sell these chicks as attractive and then have to get into a fist fight with each other, which will bust their faces up.
... It's like the opposite of what you want to happen to an attractive girl.

It is?