Punching a hibernating bear in his snout??

[witt1021]

i dont think a hibernating bear who has bulked up in fat for the winter would even feel the baby spat of an adult grown human punching the bear in the face.

 

[Woldog]

If you came across a hibernating bear and clipped him in his sniffer with an overhand right would he wake up?

or, say you pop him clean and he wakes up... would you be able to beat him in getting to your Pontiac Bonneville (say 50 yards away) before he tries to exact a measure of revenge for getting his face all messed up??


Thanks

If I clipped him with an overhand right he'd die.

If @j123 hooked him he'd wake up in another continent.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Could the bare bear bear the bare fury of the Beary Brigand? Barely.

 

[Tone C]

I think I'd rather tell the wife she was looking porky than do that.

 

[j123]

Do what the Ruskies do:

POLAR BEAR SPRAY-PAINTED WITH 'T-34' BAFFLES RUSSIA WILDLIFE EXPERTS
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50643315

 

[Daverisimo]

Amateurs. that's a prime opportunity to fuck a bear, you can punch it all you want after you fuck it into submission.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Imagine punching a Cave bear or a short faced bear lol.
Someone post pics of those extinct monsters.

As if a rregular ol grizzly bear isnt scary enough