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Punching a hibernating bear in his snout??

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  1. MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    If you came across a hibernating bear and clipped him in his sniffer with an overhand right would he wake up?

    or, say you pop him clean and he wakes up... would you be able to beat him in getting to your Pontiac Bonneville (say 50 yards away) before he tries to exact a measure of revenge for getting his face all messed up??


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    Boyfriend a heavy sleeper?

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  3. Zer Steel Belt

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    He might not wake not but he could easily sleep-maul you
     
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  4. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Hard to wake up when you're dead.

    :meow:
     
  5. faustian BRUTAL 5-4 Platinum Member

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    My jab would introduce it to an eternal hibernation
     
  6. Eiffel-sixtyFight Banned Banned

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    Yeah?
     
  7. thehighking Silver Belt

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    It would startle the bear and it'll either instinctively run away or instinctively maul you to death. Probably maul you to death.
     
  8. Jesus X Jesus X Loved BBW, he died doing what he loved.

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    iirc their skull is thick enough to stop most bullets so a human fist probably can't generate enough force or kenetic energy for a bear to even feel it.
     
  9. TribalDrumz Silver Belt

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    Imagine punching a Cave bear or a short faced bear lol.
    Someone post pics of those extinct monsters.
     
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  11. Gutter Chris White trash specialist

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    If we're talking a gay man id like to think you can make it to the car after a sucker punch

    Of were talking black it might be so startled and confused you make it to the car

    If we're talking grizzly i think you might not make it out of the den let alone anywhere near the car.

    I would rather be attacked by any other animal besides a grizzly bear other than maybe a pack of chimps or a shark.
     
  12. Poser Caust Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    imagine getting caught in a 50 bear mosh pit
     
  13. Piewarrior Blue Belt

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    Why would anyone want to deliver a hibernating bear free food?

    They are very hungry when they wake up.
     
  14. Yoel Bromero Purple Belt

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    Amateurs. that's a prime opportunity to fuck a bear, you can punch it all you want after you fuck it into submission.
     
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    That's good for the bear since it will have something to snack on
     
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  17. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    There's only one way to find out brother, be sure to set up a camera
     
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  18. hohner Titanium Belt

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    Lol I dunno
     
  19. Billthebutcher Butcher Belt

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    not recommended.

    bear.jpg

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