Prove you’re not Saddam Hussein, Apple tells customer

Well he did have a bunch of doubles didn't he? Can't really know if he's dead. I for one applaud Apples for their due diligence.
 
Gotta save that money to pay Ireland their £14.5 billion in taxes back, somehow.
 
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Hussain, a resident of Birmingham who works as a driver, reportedly bought the device for his sister but tried to get his money back when she rejected the gift.
Yeeah, if part of your story is that your sister "rejected" a $1000 gift, i'm not buying it. Should probably start water boarding/enhanced interrogation.
 
Who can blame them? I make people prove they're not Saddam Hussein when they ring my doorbell.
 
Yeeah, if part of your story is that your sister "rejected" a $1000 gift, i'm not buying it. Should probably start water boarding/enhanced interrogation.

Why? I'd turn down an apple anything, shit is garbage.
 
Could be. I read on infowars that his hanging was a false flag hanging. They actually hung a crisis actor and brought the real Saddam to the U.S. to help Obama win the decisive battle in the war on Christmas.
 
If the world is a stage its turning into the greatest black comedy special in the history of media. Syndication coming soon.
 
The link the TS gave it's source as 'according to a report in the Daily Mail' and in the Mail it's based on 'reports the Sun'.
If there was one paper I'd trust less than The Mail it's The Sun. In their story they don't print the e-mail that supposedly makes these claims so I call BS on it all.
 
The question is was Sadam really that bad?
 
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