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What would you like to see him do next?
I have a few ideas:
1. "Bones Challenge"
A venture abroad into a new hemisphere where Jones is the front man catalyst, out of reach of sanctions, contracts and North American law. Jones takes on an onslaught of the international world beaters most of whom seem to be in Russia. Whoever's relevant, contentious and out there. An undercard stacked with similarly blacklisted fighters or whoever wants to wipe their ass with their contracts. Get some deep pocket warlords in on it, sail the pontoon, pay in diamonds, euros, gold and land rights. Whatever, let's get weird. Pride rules with elbows and whatever other mayhem seems terrifying. No WMDs.
2. Rizin
Another culture clashing Kong vs Godzilla rampage where Jones conquers and revitalizes the Eastern MMA market.
3. Jonny Bones Jones Crash and Burn Blitzerian Blast Off
Jon and Dan go high end porn rivaling the old school standard makers of John Stagliano's Buttman/Evil Empire. Cash in big and go big time Hollywood with a legit film studio and art direction consultant think tank. Insert Vincent Gallo.
What say you Sherdog? How high can Jones's star rise?
(I would like to add a bunch of blinged out gifs of like spinny chrome diamond crusted rims, people fondling golden doubloons, mardi gras doubloons, damien hurst and bono kissing, kanye west slapping kim's ass, conor mcgregor catapulting stacks of cash with his penis, mayweather in black face with a grill tap dancing, backyard wrestling celebrations, a superhero absorbing the blast of an atomic bomb, circling arial views of the aircraft carrier with the "mission accomplished" banner, allah akbar celebrations with ak-47s, and a giant white booty shitting a hot dog onto a bun being cooked by an eternal flame... mods please assist)
I have a few ideas:
1. "Bones Challenge"
A venture abroad into a new hemisphere where Jones is the front man catalyst, out of reach of sanctions, contracts and North American law. Jones takes on an onslaught of the international world beaters most of whom seem to be in Russia. Whoever's relevant, contentious and out there. An undercard stacked with similarly blacklisted fighters or whoever wants to wipe their ass with their contracts. Get some deep pocket warlords in on it, sail the pontoon, pay in diamonds, euros, gold and land rights. Whatever, let's get weird. Pride rules with elbows and whatever other mayhem seems terrifying. No WMDs.
2. Rizin
Another culture clashing Kong vs Godzilla rampage where Jones conquers and revitalizes the Eastern MMA market.
3. Jonny Bones Jones Crash and Burn Blitzerian Blast Off
Jon and Dan go high end porn rivaling the old school standard makers of John Stagliano's Buttman/Evil Empire. Cash in big and go big time Hollywood with a legit film studio and art direction consultant think tank. Insert Vincent Gallo.
What say you Sherdog? How high can Jones's star rise?
(I would like to add a bunch of blinged out gifs of like spinny chrome diamond crusted rims, people fondling golden doubloons, mardi gras doubloons, damien hurst and bono kissing, kanye west slapping kim's ass, conor mcgregor catapulting stacks of cash with his penis, mayweather in black face with a grill tap dancing, backyard wrestling celebrations, a superhero absorbing the blast of an atomic bomb, circling arial views of the aircraft carrier with the "mission accomplished" banner, allah akbar celebrations with ak-47s, and a giant white booty shitting a hot dog onto a bun being cooked by an eternal flame... mods please assist)
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