Product names that sound opposite of their intended goal

[TheNinja]

White Rain anti dandruff moisturizing shampoo. Really? For a shampoo you are going with "white rain"???

 

[freaky]

White rain makes sense. What happens after you rub the shampoo on your head? It turns foamy white. Not to mention all the dandruff it collects. So when you rinse the white foamy dandruff from your head, it will look like white rain.

 

[TheNinja]

White rain makes sense. What happens after you rub the shampoo on your head? It turns foamy white. Not to mention all the dandruff it collects. So when you rinse the white foamy dandruff from your head, it will look like white rain.

But what if white rain makes you think of dandruff? Who wants to walk around all day with white rain falling from their scalp?

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I mean, he's not really the 'furniture' of law enforcement

 

[freaky]

As for products, no idea why a computer company would call themselves Apple.

And did you know the Nokia Phone Lumia means prostitute in Spanish?

In the Georgian language, the iPhone’s personal assistant software, SIRI is a rude word for cock.

 

[TheNinja]

I definitely need to get me some Pee Cola and PooPoo smoothies!

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Vagasil - sounds like a good most sherdoggers eat but is really for nasty pussy syndrome.

 

[freaky]

 

[esum80]

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I mean, he's not really the 'furniture' of law enforcement

futuristic robert. lol

 

[ScarHead]

I mean, he's not really the 'furniture' of law enforcement

Omfg if this is true my childhood was wasted.

 

[weed]

 

[DaDamn]

Gold Bond does not Bond Gold

 

[Ken Fresno]

I guess this is actually appropriate..

This, on the other hand, is not..

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Damn, I could go for some Megapuss about now.

Spoiler

 

[TheNinja]

LOL

 

[gspieler]

Joe Rogan Fleshlight.