President Rogan

[Drain Bamage]

What do you think is the chances that, if he ran, Joe Rogan could win POTUS?

 

[TheOneAboveAll3]

Only pot head junkies will vote for this bald headed manlet or retards

 

[GearSolidMetal]

What do you think is the chances that, if he ran, Joe Rogan could win POTUS?

If he announced he was running for POTUS, he's either higher than giraffe pussy or being blackmailed.

That said, he'd be hilarious in the debates.

 

[Zer]

Do you have to pass a piss test to be president?

 

[supnmunm]

It's entirely possible

 

[Simian Raticus]

I mean, is anything off the table at this point?

 

[GSP_37]

Do you have to pass a piss test to be president?

Immature dumbshit retards can be pres here. Apparently we're not very selective.

 

[IloveTHIS]

I would vote for him in a heartbeat, and completely unironically.

its not like he would be on his own running the country with zero experience. he would have a council of 10+ experts helping him.

hes relatively down to Earth and always willing to listen, defend his positions, or learn new information and change his position.

Believes in helping the less fortunate, but is also a self made millionaire and doesn't believe in giving everything away to lazy fucks.

would legalize all psychedelics, no harm there.

and most importantly of all, he would immediately, first day in office, spill the beans on EVERYTHING UFO/aliens/Area51 related.

To be honest the more I think about it, I couldn't be more on board with this idea.

 

[Sakurabaism]

As pres? nah, as VP? hell yeah! The Rock and Hose Hogan will make the 50 states great again! free TRT for kids with low T!

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Unlike the usual candidates, I'd trust him to behave ethically. He might be a little short on foreign policy insight.

 

[TribalDrumz]

God this forum is more wack than ever.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Joey Diaz as Secretary of State would be pretty cool

 

[closequarters]

He wouldn’t stand a chance. He has a big following in the podcast/comedy/combat sports worls but in the mainstream no one gives a shit about him.

 

[Phr3121]

Why are there so many Joe Rogan threads on 'Mayberry'. People sure like to drink his 'Kool-Aid'. Not a fan.

 

[Vergilius]

It would set up a sweet unification bout with Putin for manlet president of the world.

 

[Phr3121]

Yeah, definitely President material. Hey Joe, squirrels climb trees and run on the ground...

 

[Phr3121]

He has a big following in the podcast/comedy/combat sports worls but in the mainstream no one gives a shit about him.

Joe Rogan is convinced the Earth is flat and is now trying to convince the rest of America of the same thing. His following is growing. What does that tell you?

* Also, what does podcast, comedy, and combat sports have in common?

 

[PRESIDENT TRUMP]

Joe Rogan is convinced the Earth is flat and is now trying to convince the rest of America of the same thing.

 

[IloveTHIS]

Joe Rogan is convinced the Earth is flat and is now trying to convince the rest of America of the same thing.

...no hes not? hes had hour long heated arguments with Eddie Bravo over Bravo believing that. is this a joke I'm missing?

 

[Magooglie]

There's a reality where Joe Rogan is the 45th President of the United States. And it's probably better than this one.