Prepare yourself for the next Epic Terminator Film

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  1. Rhood Gold Belt

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    This film ignores Terminator 1-4, Terminator Genisys, Terminator Dark Fate, Terminator Tomorrow Never Dies, Terminator Reloaded, Terminator Strikes Back, and Terminator Half Steppin' Back to the Future


    The film takes place before Sarah Connor was born.
    We are now introduced to Sarah's parents in this franchise, William (Bill) & Beth Connor.

    Plot:
    Beth Connor has a miscarriage at the beginning of the film. Saddened by grief, Bill & Beth Connor decide to adopt a child.
    Skynet being the most creative and most intelligent AI of the future decides to send a child to the past to kill the Connors, preventing Sarah from being born.

    The Connors adopt the cybernetic child and it plots various schemes to kill the Connors while they are alone.
    In this film the hero of the story is the neighbor next door, whom is a vet Marine that fought in World War II.
    He saves the Connors throughout the film in various dangerous circumstances.
    Use your imagination.

    At the end of the film, the Connors and the neighbor destroy the child and bring back peace to the neighborhood.
    In the typical nature of a Hollywood happy ending, we see the Connors give birth to Sarah and then the credits roll.

    Rated PG-13 for off camera violence, mildly foul language, and loud noises
    Release Date: July 2039


    Verdict:
    Is it supposed to suck?
    Of course! We already know Hollywood has ran out of ideas, and this is one last effort to keep the Terminator franchise going.
    Don't be surprised when the next Terminator you see in the franchise is a child.
     
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    I want to see a Terminator go back in time to kill Caesar the monkey and save us all from planet of the apes
     
  3. CyberRubberDuck Brown Belt

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    Can Sarah now please come from a black family? And her parents are a gay couple who have used a surrogate mother or used ivf.
    The new terminator child has to be a girl too. With aspergers. And her new catch phrase instead of I'll be back, it's how dare you.
     
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    Big Trouble in Little Terminator
     
  5. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Has there been a black Terminator yet..
     
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    I'm waiting for lesbian, trans, Muslim terminator or they can forget about getting my money.
     
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    Remember, these are not women, these are machines
     
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    The last Terminator was a huge disappointment. Same story over and over again. The franchise should die.
     
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    The T-1000 was gender fluid.
     
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    I don't care about Sarah Connors unless she's giving gratuitous full frontal nudity... with big titties, not old lady titties.
     

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