Premier League Thread 2017/18 v99: Life Comes At You Fast edition

[Chules]

That is unfortunate.

Why do you have your current yellow cards?

Mr @Rawex, who is a mod, said I could post porn in this thread

So I started posting little porno pictures in this thread

Then he went to sleep without telling me.

Leaving everything in here

And some cunt reported me.

Shocking day tbh.

 

[AOM]

Actually, I think it's awesome that I can return to Sherdog and see at least a few familiar accounts.

Do you know what happened to Lodbrok/Kid Pambele/The Fan of Colombia?

Did someone ban him from Sherdog?







Sometimes, I imagine that Cool Hand Luke is the Sherdog version of Skynet (Shernet, if you will).

Instead of plotting Judgment Day for humanity, Cool Hand Luke is a computer network that is planning on spreading Bro Science and Sherdog Wisdom throughout the entire universe.

Kid P has probably a 100 alt accounts and keeps on asking to be banned 10 minutes after he uses a new one... as to @Cool Hand Luke ...he is SD's resident dildo and pegging expert...

 

[Chules]

@Clear Winner @Concrete @Mga223

 

[Crash Lance]

Mr @Rawex, who is a mod, said I could post porn in this thread

So I started posting little porno pictures in this thread

Then he went to sleep without telling me.

Leaving everything in here

And some cunt reported me.

Shocking day tbh.

It seems as if Rawex is also trying to spread Bro Science and Sherdog Wisdom throughout the entire universe.

 

[Chules]

thierry henry was my god

 

[Chules]

It seems as if Rawex is also trying to spread Bro Science and Sherdog Wisdom throughout the entire universe.

@Rawex is a massive cunt

I say it all the time!

 

[DC23]

Henry was great on his day but Kane is better / more consistent. And only 24.

 

[Mga223]

@Clear Winner @Concrete @Mga223

Now we got welbeck.

 

[Crash Lance]

Kid P has probably a 100 alt accounts and keeps on asking to be banned 10 minutes after he uses a new one...

If Lodbrok/Kid Pambele has so many accounts, he must have posted in (or at least visited) the Premier League thread at some point.

I wonder how many times Kid Pambele has been asked the question: "Which team do you support?"

 

[LEWIS540]

Henry was great on his day but Kane is better / more consistent. And only 24.

When Henry was 24 he'd won a World Cup, Euro Championships and the League and Cup double.

Kane has a player of the month trophy and "we almost did it" bragging rights.

 

[Tobago Jones]

@FadeLess

 

[Chules]

When Henry was 24 he'd won a World Cup, Euro Championships and the League and Cup double.

Kane has a player of the month trophy and "we almost did it" bragging rights.

Henry is the greatest ever footballer for me

GOAT

and he has a glitter beard now

 

[DC23]

When Henry was 24 he'd won a World Cup, Euro Championships and the League and Cup double.

Kane has a player of the month trophy and "we almost did it" bragging rights.

Still not quite on Kane's level imo.

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

@FadeLess

tbf even Slimani wrecked that league

now he's at Newcastle

...

oh wait.

 

[JaviBrewski]

Thank you.

Originally, I only wanted to post those three videos that Darren Farley made.

However, Concrete mentioned the "Fat Spanish Waiter" nickname and I remembered all of those awesome videos.







Thanks but I barely ever post on Sherdog.

Over the years, I have had many ideas for epic threads but I never made any progress on them.

Even the Scotiabank Champions League threads are not quite as splendid as I should make them.







Yes, Tobago Jones already told me.

Have you ever visited Yankee Stadium?

I go to multiple home and away games a season....so yea lol

 

[Chules]

Emery be like fuck off cunt lmao

 

[Chules]

he's being paid a truck load anyway

what a life

fuck a proxy medal in a shit league

 

[Clear Winner]

@Clear Winner @Concrete @Mga223

Love the way that Hart (IIRC?) tried to trip him over for the 4th and he still finished it with aplomb.

 

[Chules]

@Carl Drogo @UltimateVictory

Spoiler

the caption. fucking lol

 

[Clear Winner]

When Henry was 24 he'd won a World Cup, Euro Championships and the League and Cup double.

Kane has a player of the month trophy and "we almost did it" bragging rights.

But was Henry willing to swear on his daughter's life about a goal? I didn't think so. Not elite.