Premier League Thread 2017/18 v105: Player of the month

[UVee]

if you want to live, don't let me take blood from you

If you don't want to live, let me take blood from you

It was on a model arm, but if it was on a real person they'd die with a ruptured artery LOL

I watched 10 minutes of the match; take my blood.

 

[Chules]

She's beauty

She's grace

She's...

Spoiler

 

[Concrete]

a dyke

 

[UVee]

no idea

May 26th 12:25am.

 

[DC23]

 

[Chules]

I watched 10 minutes of the match; take my blood.

Hi, my name is Chules, I'm a med student at X, can I confirm your name and date of birth please?

Ok Mr.Ultimatevictory, today I'll be taking your blood from just infront of your elbow, have you had this procedure done before?

Not to worry, I'll explain as I go along and you should feel at ease throughout. I'll be using a needle to draw blood and you should feel a slight scratch but it shouldn't be too painful. If at any point you feel alot of pain, please let me know and I will stop as soon as.

Are you fine for me to proceed?

Ok now I'll get my equipment ready...

I'll start by wrappng this tourniquet around your arm,

Now I'll feel for your veins

There. I want dat one.

*Chules points to a crispy vein on Mr Uvee's arm*

You should feel a sharp scratch right now Mr Uvee

Fuck call 999

someone call 999

his artery has been pierced

he's bleeding profusely

fuck!!!

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

May 26th 12:25am.

 

[UVee]

Top fred, PughBoo bless best player in the world

 

[EOW]

@WEO

"I am honored and proud to have been nominated for player of the month in April. A big thank you to Damallsvenskan, Svenska Spel and C More, says Christen Press. It also feels good to be able to give 10,000 kr to Shake Hands, which is an initiative from the club that really makes a difference."

Spoiler: Supporters list

Premier League:

Arsenal - Bones, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Burnley - Got No Fans.

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, EmpireShallFall

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Got No Fans.

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Tules, Gladiator & coolpotato.

James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke, Spoken

Manchester Dhabi City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke, Rav7n

Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber, One True Revolver

Newcastle - Pecker123., Bubzeh

So'ton - Got No Fans.

Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man

Swansea - Zer

Watford - Got No Fans.

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.

Football League:

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

Hartlepool United - Ens189

Hull - Got No Fans.

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

Norwich - Kirku.

Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

Scottish Football:

Celtic - Shamrocker

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man

Rafa Enthusiasts - Bubzeh, Xtramob


MLS:

NYCFC - TehDocktah

Orlando City - Angus Bless

Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob


Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I. DS7

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Athletico Madrid - Lustercross

Napoli - Fadeless

Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus bless) = Deffs, Sebbeswe

Supporters list

1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear

Lyon - kerozene74

FC Porto - Fadeless

Benfica - DS7

PSG - Kooshin Diini

International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow

US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless

Spoiler: after meeting Tules

Spoiler: Gif time

Spoiler: Who to vote for?

Without question THE GREATEST prem thread ever.

Sebbe you are a fucking legend

Oh gosh this Press woman , dunno what you all see in her, she's mediocre in looks.

Mate I will cut you for this type of comment

Also fuck @Da Speeit for liking the post.

Crooked dick Manlet, thigh high cunt

 

[UVee]

There. I want dat one.

[/SPOILER]

I larfed!

Spoiler

 

[Peteyandjia]

My prada say “prada”, your prada say “fila”

The move Renzo showed me worked THE FIRST TIME I TRIED IT in a live roll

 

[Chules]

 

[Da Speeit]

clicked play

i like it!

it's wavy

reminded me of this, you might like it

CC is a Chromeo knockoff not as bad as Holy Ghost tho

 

[Chules]

I larfed!

Spoiler

tbh im sure i'd be able to get it done with enough practice

it's just these cunts give you one fucking session a month before your exam and that's it

it's like fuck off.

they're playing with my sanity

 

[Chules]

and you're in a group of like 6 people

so you only get one go

 

[EOW]

tbh im sure i'd be able to get it done with enough practice

it's just these cunts give you one fucking session a month before your exam and that's it

it's like fuck off.

they're playing with my sanity

Maybe you can practice taking blood by shooting up ketamine into your agenda bestie

 

[Da Speeit]

The move Renzo showed me worked THE FIRST TIME I TRIED IT in a live roll

Nice, bro. What did you say it was again? I had a hard time cognating, sorry, was in bed sick for 2 weeks, a lot has been a blur

Moises Lopez (Best leglocker you've never heard of, Pan Ams and Worlds champ) is teaching our wednesday classes now. Showed the base of his system. My God Petey. His shit is almost automatic.
https://www.instagram.com/honeybadger_bjj/

 

[Chules]

agender bestie got it on her first go

unsurprisingly lol

 

[Da Speeit]

Allegri loses when it matters most, don't know why Arsenal fans want him over Lucho who won a Treble with Jeremy Mahtieu in the center of defense for many games

 

[Chules]

new shuce coming tomorrow

let's hope taking blood doesn't come up in the exam lol