Futbol Premier League 2024/25 Thread - v4: Spurs v United Final Edition ⚽️💫

[Chules]

Wish he got the fucking cunt

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid

Had my yearly match. Won 4-3.
Lockdown D, none of the goals were my fault (horrible error from the keeper, 1 absolute screamer from the other side, one little bullshit tap in that came from a midfielder getting pressed when i bombed up the wing)

Ton of recoveries, had 3 full on slide tackles. Took a cheeky yellow when we were down 2-nil to set the tone. Played in the ball for the leveler.

Fell to my knees after I bombed one from outside our box to the feet of our 55 year old Salvadorian LW, he fluff it right in front of goal. That was gonna be my moment. Gutted.

My feet hurt. I’m old.
Til next year

That's a nice tradition! But damn if I would only play once a year I'd get injured even easier than it is already the case lol. How many minutes do you guys play, or is it a regular 11 on 11 90 mins game?

 

[Chules]

@xtramob @Arqueto

 

[Ignicious]

This modern and sophisticated civilization... this apex of Mankind... p4p, perhaps the GOAT civilization, is pretty cool and civilized .




We've learned with COVID. Yes, of course we did.


We've learned to instantly go into panic mode and throw anyone, and everyone, under the bus ... except, of course, ourselves.


Pretty inteligent, sensitive, educated, courageous and civilized GOAT civilization we're part of, ain't it ?


We are ALL One. What a fine and nice saying, isn't it ?

Dude, you went without power for what..? 10 hours? You're not wrong, but please

 

[BroRogan]

Dat @BroRogan av

My good mate and big, friendly geezer Gunnersaurus of course has my support for this

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto saw someone ask about what would happen if it was 100 gorillas v Joelinton

 

[Chules]

My good mate and big, friendly geezer Gunnersaurus of course has my support for this

Lfggggg!!! My brother

️️️

 

[Arqueto]

@Arqueto saw someone ask about what would happen if it was 100 gorillas v Joelinton

R.I.P. gorillas

 

[Chules]

@Concrete foxy

Spoiler: Arsenal women 🔴⚪️

 

[Chules]

 

[The_Renaissance]

Spoiler: 🐈‍⬛

'Majestic' 28lb cat called Zeus is 4ft 3in, eats raw meat but is 'gentle giant'

Zeus, a Maine Coon cat owned by Daniela Ermolaeva and her partner Liviu, who live in Moldova, weighs 13kg and stands at 130cm (4ft 3in) when he stands on his back paws

www.dailystar.co.uk

A 'majestic' feline named Zeus, tipping the scales at a whopping 28lb and towering over four feet when he stretches up, has become an internet sensation. Daniela Ermolaeva, a 33 year old IT whizz, had always fantasised about owning a Maine Coon but figured it was just wishful thinking – that is until her other half, Liviu, gifted her with Zeus in 2021.

Despite his intimidating stature, weighing in at 28lbs and standing 4ft 3in tall on his hind legs while reaching for a snack, Daniela insists Zeus is 'the sweetest cat' you could meet.

This 'gentle giant' isn't just about size; he's got skills too, performing tricks like giving paw, high-fiving, and even hitting buttons to snag treats. He snoozes on a bed fit for a husky, which still can't contain his luxurious tail.

4ft 3in - big fucker.

 

[Chules]

@Dr J

 

[Ignicious]

@Dr J

I used to buy weed from an african right across the street from where I live. He got deported like 5 years ago, or he's in jail.

Anyway, he used to call me Rastafari. Like wtf, I'm white like pure cut cocaine! It's like I invented that shit.

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

Lauren Baeberry is liking all the arsenal posts on social media today @Concrete . She’s a gooner!

 

[Chules]

 

[BroRogan]

@Chules Arsenal ones looking the best. Yer getting a pair?

 

[Arqueto]

@Ignicious Longstaff to Leeds a few people up here are saying this is on.

 

[Chules]

@Chules Arsenal ones looking the best. Yer getting a pair?

They’re !

I have a pair of red and white adeedus gazelles, that I barely ever wear, to pay homage to arsenal lol

 

[Chules]

@Deffid @BroRogan @UVee

Spoiler: 🦍