Rule fuckery afoot in my coed league as well. Pitch is broken into thirds like a hockey rink. Only women can score in the final third, unless a woman passes to a male then he can score. Last I heard Nancy Pelosi made the country gender neutral?...(
@Rowntree) Female goals count 2, males 1. Sexist.
Match recap: I'm on an open house team so we've got some riff raff including a 47 year old lady who can't run, literally can't kick the ball and also never subs herself off because she doesn't move. So everybody else, who are all over 30 are playing a team with 2 or 3 select team 16 year old kids (who I don't even think were on their roster), 5 against 6.
Second half we're behind 0-2. Our bird passes a ball into the attacking third toward our guy and a defender, I'm trailing the play of course (high football IQ), it takes a slight knick off the defender, falls to me and I bury a curling screamer cross goal into the side net. They put the point on the board 1-2, then just like the might Tottenham Hotspur we get screwed by the VAR and the goal is disallowed. Was too exhausted to FOOMING.
As soon as I get the lay of the land out there I'm going full
@Dr J and charging these cunts up for letting ringers on the opposing team and disallowing clean goals after the regulars complain.
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