Predicting Tonight's Fights Using The 23 Enigma (Important Thread!)

If you're smart enough to know the merits of numerology, then you might know the 23 Enigma is true.
Kamura Usman vs Colby Covington for the Welterweight Championship

Whenever a fighter has a win streak that reaches either 13-0 or 14-0 (14 being the common component between those numbers; 14 is a variation of 23), they almost always lose. Weidman, Joanna, Cruz, Mighty Mouse, Ortega, Holloway, MVP, Gillispie, etc. Those are some pretty significant examples, eh? Well, Usman is 14-0 and he's also 32 on top of it, so that near guarantees that he is losing tonight. Best case scenario would be a draw.

Winner: Colby Covington


Max Holloway vs Alexander Volkanovski for the Featherweight Championship

This one's hard, but I think there's better reasons to think Max will win. His next fight after this will be both his 23rd UFC fight as well as his 27th MMA fight overall (27 being another variation of 23.) So that tells me his next fight will probably be of some great significance, i.e. It'll be the one he loses his title in. So bet on Max winning (also, for separate reasons, I see Volk losing his next fight after this as well.)

Winner: Max Holloway


Amanda Nunes vs Germaine De Randamie for the Women's Bantamweight Championship

This one is a near guarantee! Nunes is on a 9-fight streak (9 being another variation of 23, and one that is very reliable to predicting when one will lose) and this will also be her 23rd MMA fight to boot! There's other assorted reasons to go along with it, but believe me that GDR is almost certainly winning this one. Bet on her if you haven't already; she's a solid underdog!

Winner: Germaine De Randamie


What a fucking joke lmfaooooo

@Hardkore this Conortard thinks numerology works
 
If you're smart enough to know the merits of numerology, then you might know the 23 Enigma is true. I apologize for the length of the thread, but I hope you all read it and take it into consideration. And hopefully the selfish Mods don't bury my thread in the nether realm like they usually do whenever I make threads of this type.

Now with that said, let's try to predict tonight's fights based off numerical patterns!

Kamura Usman vs Colby Covington for the Welterweight Championship

Whenever a fighter has a win streak that reaches either 13-0 or 14-0 (14 being the common component between those numbers; 14 is a variation of 23), they almost always lose. Weidman, Joanna, Cruz, Mighty Mouse, Ortega, Holloway, MVP, Gillispie, etc. Those are some pretty significant examples, eh? Well, Usman is 14-0 and he's also 32 on top of it, so that near guarantees that he is losing tonight. Best case scenario would be a draw.

Winner: Colby Covington


Max Holloway vs Alexander Volkanovski for the Featherweight Championship

This one's hard, but I think there's better reasons to think Max will win. His next fight after this will be both his 23rd UFC fight as well as his 27th MMA fight overall (27 being another variation of 23.) So that tells me his next fight will probably be of some great significance, i.e. It'll be the one he loses his title in. So bet on Max winning (also, for separate reasons, I see Volk losing his next fight after this as well.)

Winner: Max Holloway


Amanda Nunes vs Germaine De Randamie for the Women's Bantamweight Championship

This one is a near guarantee! Nunes is on a 9-fight streak (9 being another variation of 23, and one that is very reliable to predicting when one will lose) and this will also be her 23rd MMA fight to boot! There's other assorted reasons to go along with it, but believe me that GDR is almost certainly winning this one. Bet on her if you haven't already; she's a solid underdog!

Winner: Germaine De Randamie


Jose Aldo vs Marlon Moraes

This one's a little tricky since numerically it could go either way! Moraes' next win will be his 23rd win, and since Aldo would definitely be his most significant win to date the 23 inference fits here. On the other hand, Marlon will be 32 (23 backwards) in April, which makes me think his first win as a 32 year-old will be his 23rd win instead. Which means he'd have to lose this fight.

Could go either way based on the numbers, but I'd go with the safe pick of Marlon since the cut to 135 is probably a bad one for Aldo.

Winner: Marlon Moraes (or Aldo)


Uriah Faber vs Petr Yan

This one's pretty easy:

1. Petr is on an 8-fight win streak; another victory will put him on a 9-fight streak (remember 9 is a variation of 23, and fighters often lose their win streaks when they reach that number.)

2. This will be Yan's 14th win (14 being another variation of 23, don't forget), and if he loses his next fight after this his record will read 14-2; subtract the single digits of 14 and it reads 3-2.

3. Yan will be 27 by then since he turns that age in February (you didn't forget that 27 was a variation of 23 as well, did you?) Which means winning this fight and then losing his next one will mean losing his win streak at 9-0, at the age of 27!

Winner: Petr Yan

2-3 and one of the ones you got right you safeguarded by also saying the other guy might win and the other was the biggest favorite on the card. Think it’s safe to say your method doesn’t hold any water.
 
2 for 5. Yeah. That there is a failing grade, anyone could've made better picks by flipping a coin.

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Apparently the 23 correlation = getting 2 right and 3 wrong for the main card.

I'm so glad this thread got bumped. Nothing like a good roast for Sunday dinner.
 
Prophetic af. Thanks TS <DCWhoa>
 
Mods should have buried this awful thread. Not every thought, every theory deserves a thread of its own. This is a prime example of that.
 
0-3 in Title fight picks, but go ahead and tell us how the 23 Enigma is real and predicts fight outcomes, Locktard.

Well, it does, I just happened to get these wrong (and in the case of Holloway/Volkanovski, I even admitted it was a tricky one.)

Volk will lose his next fight. So will Amanda. Just like Tony will 100% beat Khabib next year. Etc., etc. Being off about a couple things does not mean that you are wrong about everything. Every great mind is wrong about things from time to time.
 
2-3 and one of the ones you got right you safeguarded by also saying the other guy might win and the other was the biggest favorite on the card. Think it’s safe to say your method doesn’t hold any water.

It's safe to say it does, considering there's far more evidence for it than against it. Disregarding the entire enigma because I got a particular few wrong is ignorant. I had an off night, it happens. But when Volk and Amanda both lose their next fights (Amanda's loss will almost certainly be to Irene Adelana) and when Ferguson 100% beats Khabib, along with a sleuth of other predictions, then you can come back and tell me how wrong I am.
 
Mods should have buried this awful thread. Not every thought, every theory deserves a thread of its own. This is a prime example of that.

My predictions on almost any other night would have been right on the money. The 23 Enigma has plenty of merit, I've shown that plenty of times to people already.
 
If you're smart enough to know the merits of numerology, then you might know the 23 Enigma is true. I apologize for the length of the thread, but I hope you all read it and take it into consideration. And hopefully the selfish Mods don't bury my thread in the nether realm like they usually do whenever I make threads of this type.

Now with that said, let's try to predict tonight's fights based off numerical patterns!

Kamura Usman vs Colby Covington for the Welterweight Championship

Whenever a fighter has a win streak that reaches either 13-0 or 14-0 (14 being the common component between those numbers; 14 is a variation of 23), they almost always lose. Weidman, Joanna, Cruz, Mighty Mouse, Ortega, Holloway, MVP, Gillispie, etc. Those are some pretty significant examples, eh? Well, Usman is 14-0 and he's also 32 on top of it, so that near guarantees that he is losing tonight. Best case scenario would be a draw.

Winner: Colby Covington


Max Holloway vs Alexander Volkanovski for the Featherweight Championship

This one's hard, but I think there's better reasons to think Max will win. His next fight after this will be both his 23rd UFC fight as well as his 27th MMA fight overall (27 being another variation of 23.) So that tells me his next fight will probably be of some great significance, i.e. It'll be the one he loses his title in. So bet on Max winning (also, for separate reasons, I see Volk losing his next fight after this as well.)

Winner: Max Holloway


Amanda Nunes vs Germaine De Randamie for the Women's Bantamweight Championship

This one is a near guarantee! Nunes is on a 9-fight streak (9 being another variation of 23, and one that is very reliable to predicting when one will lose) and this will also be her 23rd MMA fight to boot! There's other assorted reasons to go along with it, but believe me that GDR is almost certainly winning this one. Bet on her if you haven't already; she's a solid underdog!

Winner: Germaine De Randamie


Jose Aldo vs Marlon Moraes

This one's a little tricky since numerically it could go either way! Moraes' next win will be his 23rd win, and since Aldo would definitely be his most significant win to date the 23 inference fits here. On the other hand, Marlon will be 32 (23 backwards) in April, which makes me think his first win as a 32 year-old will be his 23rd win instead. Which means he'd have to lose this fight.

Could go either way based on the numbers, but I'd go with the safe pick of Marlon since the cut to 135 is probably a bad one for Aldo.

Winner: Marlon Moraes (or Aldo)


Uriah Faber vs Petr Yan

This one's pretty easy:

1. Petr is on an 8-fight win streak; another victory will put him on a 9-fight streak (remember 9 is a variation of 23, and fighters often lose their win streaks when they reach that number.)

2. This will be Yan's 14th win (14 being another variation of 23, don't forget), and if he loses his next fight after this his record will read 14-2; subtract the single digits of 14 and it reads 3-2.

3. Yan will be 27 by then since he turns that age in February (you didn't forget that 27 was a variation of 23 as well, did you?) Which means winning this fight and then losing his next one will mean losing his win streak at 9-0, at the age of 27!

Winner: Petr Yan
Guess that's the definitive nail in the coffin on this 23 Enigma shit. All 3 title fights wrong, hedged your bets on Aldo/Morares and picked Yan to beat old man Faber where absolutely nobody bet on the latter to win. Really need to get rid of that self-appointed title of intellectual savior.
 
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