Potential gift/psychic ability I have that proves Conor may win rematch

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  1. Ar145984

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    I realized after introspection that I may posses a supernatural ability to predict the outcome of a Conor McGregor fight. I realized this back when Nate vs Conor were first going to fight. My heart was beating faster than usual for the fight. Normally, when Conor fights I get a small "heart pounding" , but this time it was pounding furiously that I actually had to post a thread on sherdog out of fear for my own health.


    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/why-does-my-heart-pound-violently-when-mcgregor-fights.3188313/


    Notice how shortly after, Conor lost the fight.

    Compare this to the Jose Aldo fight.

    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/conor-wins-and-theres-nothing-u-can-do-about-it.3121939/
    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/jose-aldo-needs-to-run-away.3032385/
    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/what-should-conor-day-be-based-off.3032271/

    I wasnt here pre-mendes but when I watched Conor fight mendes and other fights I never experienced the same level of throb

    Now, the reason I mention this is because of how unusual the heart throbbing was. Normally when my heart throbs for Conor McGregor its mild in tone. However, for this Nate vs Conor 2 fight it is again mild in tone, as it normally is (unlike the first bout). You would think it would be throbbing hard if Conor was to lose.
     
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    Seems legit...
     
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    Taking your pulse via boner clutch i see. ;)
     
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    You also play spin the bottle at family reunions.
     
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    Thats not psychic ability, its psychotic homosexuality
     
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    Conor by TKO. Book it son
     
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    Sometimes as men grow older they experience erectile dysfunction, which would explain the slow throb. Even though experiencing ED, however, the man might experience something so arousing that it causes an erection, which in this case was the Diaz fight. Shortly thereafter, the man will continue to experience ED, which explains the back to normal throb. Science.
     
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    If this isn't trolling you have some issues you need to work through with a professional.
     
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    Tbh my heart was pounding for that fight ( usually non of that) maybe because I had some money riding on it haha.
     
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    This you, TS?

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    Didn't read the post, but you don't need psychic abilities to say "Conor -may- win rematch".
     
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    Somehow I know that a Conor fight isn't the only time you receive a hard pounding.
     
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    Hahaha !! One of the funniest paragraphs/sentences that I've read on here.
     
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    didn't read but as always

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    This is impressive.

    Because this is one of the dumber threads on here.
     
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    Wasteland please
     
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    As a fellow McGregor fan I urge you to shut the fuck up with your psychotic nonsense.
     
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