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AxeMurderer2010

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"Get Kate to play, she's not pregnant anymore"

Referring to my buddies fiance who just had her baby this morning, we're looking for people to play in a softball tourney this weekend.
 
You think Kate's ready for softball yet bro?
 
Don't have vacation left... Thanks for the invitation though :P
 
"Go on Sherdog. Some ass-hat just made a ridiculous thread in Gheyberry"
 
"Kate, get pregnant, she's not playing anymore"
 
Hey Clay its Troy, I have some info on getting your wife a concealed carry permit. Give me a call when you have a few minutes and I will fill you in. Thanks
 
Hey Clay its Troy, I have some info on getting your wife a concealed carry permit. Give me a call when you have a few minutes and I will fill you in. Thanks

Don't do it man. The last thing we need is more armed crazies. CCWs should be issued to males only.
 
Don't do it man. The last thing we need is more armed crazies. CCWs should be issued to males only.

And she's mexican... which means there's a good chance she will be using it on me some day..
 
"I kinda have plans but lets hang out if they fall through"

Yeah, ok bud...
 
And she's mexican... which means there's a good chance she will be using it on me some day..

your next text should be a to a mortuary. Prepaid is the way to go.
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"Yea the baby totally looks like you, but he has no idea he thinks it's his. He's out playing softball with his buddies today"
 
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