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Detailed analytical breakdowns. Thread after thread giving earnest predictions. It feels like I've seen them all, and my eyes are starting to glaze over.

So for a change of pace, I'd like to see your silliest/stupidest ideas about what might happen.

For example: Every fight is doomed to be a wrestlefuck because it's going down at the TD Garden.
 
g*r*b said:
I'd like to see your silliest/stupidest ideas about what might happen.
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This has been happening already, every day for the past 2 weeks .
 
volkan ko's dc, but fails his post-fight drug test.
 
DC gets knocked out again.

Volcan goes to prison & gets stripped.

DC gets paper title back.
 
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Javier Mendez distracts the referee as Luke Rockhold jumps into the octagon with a steel chair.

DC holds Volkan while Luke winds up with a chair shot.

Luke turns his back on DC and nails him with a chair.

Volkan gets the 1,2,3.

And new.....
 
Wes Sims emerges from under the cage and besmirches Stipe with a steel chair as the ref is being distracted by Franc solving a rubik's cube on the other side of the cage
 
Stipe wins when Francis can't come out for round 3 due to exhaustion.
 
Kenny here,

I don't know if this is ridiculous or if it meets your criteria, but I've heard directly from a friend of a close friend of mine. During a casual night out, he said that he is friends with DFW and was allegedly told that they want Stipe gone and they've had meetings discussing very high "locker room" bonuses with both fighters. According to his story, they need Ngannou to win in a spectacular fashion. Supposedly, Ngannou is going to win with a brutal KO in the middle of the first, after Stipe tries to wrestle him. According to him, bets are being placed behind the scenes by top WME executives. I kept pressing, but would not go further into the story than that. I would consider him and his story credible.
 
chitoortiz said:
Javier Mendez distracts the referee as Luke Rockhold jumps into the octagon with a steel chair.

DC holds Volkan while Luke winds up with a chair shot.

Luke turns his back on DC and nails him with a chair.

Volkan gets the 1,2,3.

And new.....
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"GOOD GAWD IM SICK TO MUH STOMACH! ROCKHOLD HAS NO SHAME! THIS IS DESPICABLE!"

I say DC and Stipe disappoint every Just Bleed fan and both get anti-climactic late TKOs.
 
kennysux said:
Kenny here,

I don't know if this is ridiculous or if it meets your criteria, but I've heard directly from a friend of a close friend of mine. During a casual night out, he said that he is friends with DFW and was allegedly told that they want Stipe gone and they've had meetings discussing very high "locker room" bonuses with both fighters. According to his story, they need Ngannou to win in a spectacular fashion. Supposedly, Ngannou is going to win with a brutal KO in the middle of the first, after Stipe tries to wrestle him. According to him, bets are being placed behind the scenes by top WME executives. I kept pressing, but would not go further into the story than that. I would consider him and his story credible.
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Hangnail here,

What if Stipe decides that he doesn't want to lose?
 
kennysux said:
Kenny here,

I don't know if this is ridiculous or if it meets your criteria, but I've heard directly from a friend of a close friend of mine. During a casual night out, he said that he is friends with DFW and was allegedly told that they want Stipe gone and they've had meetings discussing very high "locker room" bonuses with both fighters. According to his story, they need Ngannou to win in a spectacular fashion. Supposedly, Ngannou is going to win with a brutal KO in the middle of the first, after Stipe tries to wrestle him. According to him, bets are being placed behind the scenes by top WME executives. I kept pressing, but would not go further into the story than that. I would consider him and his story credible.
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Hey Kenny, Ken, Kenster...uh huh.
 
Winner gets sponsored by a top of the line chemtrails plane.
 
Half way through round one of the main event

The lights go off

Brock Lesnars music hits

He runs down to the octagon with Paul Haymen by his side

F5's Ngannou

F5's Stipe over the cage

Referee raises Brocks hand in victory

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And new
 
Ngannou hits stipe, stipe's tooth ricochet's off of Rogans head back into Stipe's spit bucket
 
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