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  1. cakewalkbaby

    cakewalkbaby Black Belt

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    I'm sure this has been done before, but it has been a while.
    What is your porn name?
    To work it out (and there are several diffrent variations, this is the one I use, cause it comes out with the best name for me)
    What was the name of your first pet?
    What was your mothers maiden name?

    I am ...
    Thumper Buckland!:D
     
  2. 8thDegreeSavage

    8thDegreeSavage Gold Belt

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    I am Luther Broadrick........that is pure porn
     
  3. Milkman Dan

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    My porn name will be:

    Hank Looselips
     
  4. The Jake

    The Jake Evil Genius

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    MMA Trainer -

    Your mum's maiden name is LOOSELIPS????

    LOL...

    Superman McLeod

    - The Jake
     
  5. Milkman Dan

    Milkman Dan Black Belt

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    How did you know my mum's maiden name was LOOSELIPS?:D

    HAHAHAHA!
     
  6. osiris

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    Misty Irving



    fuck, I hate it that my sister got to name the cat.
     
  7. Milkman Dan

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    Maybe I will change it to:

    Private Kung-fu grip
     
  8. cakewalkbaby

    cakewalkbaby Black Belt

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    there's nothing to change mmatrainer.
    What was the name of your first pet?
    What was your mothers maiden name?
    That's your porn name.
     
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    small potatoes (i'll be the porn actor with low self steem, hehe)
     
  10. cakewalkbaby

    cakewalkbaby Black Belt

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    wtf?
    Doesn't anyone read?
    This isn't "If you were a porn star, what would you call youself" thread.

    I specifically gave instructions, TWICE, on how to get your porn name!

    I can't work under these conditions!!! :mad:
     
  11. Milkman Dan

    Milkman Dan Black Belt

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    I will keep my beloved first porn name, Hank Looselips.:cool:
     
  12. bob

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    dosent have much of a ring to it...i should have named my first pet buck and my mums maiden name should have been ..naked
     
  13. vod

    vod Guest

    Avalanche Thomas. I don't think it really stands up well as a fashionable porno name...
     
  14. Tiki

    Tiki Guest

    Sorry man, but if my porno name had to be Snowball Knapp, I'd sooner not be in porn, as that sounds more like a gay porn name, and I just don't swing that way.
     
  15. FightTilYouDie

    FightTilYouDie Old Skool Superstar

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    I'm out of game. I never had a pet and my mom's mn is unpronunciable.
     
  16. Squatdog

    Squatdog King of Squats

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    Uhhhhhhh.....I thought is was supposed to be your first pet and first address?

    There was a 'pornstar name' thread on the OG and some dumbass used middle name/first address before I corrected him:D





    My Pornstar name:

    Fluffer Fortunes:cool:
     
  17. cakewalkbaby

    cakewalkbaby Black Belt

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    street address, that's right!!

    okay I am Thumper Harland
     
  18. lunatic_heat

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    if i was a chinaman i would be called WAY LONG
     
  19. Big Remo

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    My porn name would be Caesar Balch. It doesnt sound catchy. I heard you have to take your middle name and follow it with your street name. Then I would be Bobby Richcrest- it has a little more porn to it.

    Personally I would like to be called Dick Rambone or some cool name like that.
     
  20. Big Fat Guy

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    street name?
    i'm rufus arbor i guess. that would make my buddy apache 1300:)
     

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