porn names

I'm sure this has been done before, but it has been a while.
What is your porn name?
To work it out (and there are several diffrent variations, this is the one I use, cause it comes out with the best name for me)
What was the name of your first pet?
What was your mothers maiden name?

I am ...
Thumper Buckland!

 

I am Luther Broadrick........that is pure porn

 

My porn name will be:

Hank Looselips

 

MMA Trainer -

Your mum's maiden name is LOOSELIPS????

LOL...

Superman McLeod

- The Jake

 

How did you know my mum's maiden name was LOOSELIPS?

HAHAHAHA!

 

Misty Irving



fuck, I hate it that my sister got to name the cat.

 

Maybe I will change it to:

Private Kung-fu grip

 

there's nothing to change mmatrainer.
What was the name of your first pet?
What was your mothers maiden name?
That's your porn name.

 

uhmm, probably:
small potatoes (i'll be the porn actor with low self steem, hehe)

 

wtf?
Doesn't anyone read?
This isn't "If you were a porn star, what would you call youself" thread.

I specifically gave instructions, TWICE, on how to get your porn name!

I can't work under these conditions!!!

 

I will keep my beloved first porn name, Hank Looselips.

 

whiskers northcott



dosent have much of a ring to it...i should have named my first pet buck and my mums maiden name should have been ..naked

 

Avalanche Thomas. I don't think it really stands up well as a fashionable porno name...

 

Sorry man, but if my porno name had to be Snowball Knapp, I'd sooner not be in porn, as that sounds more like a gay porn name, and I just don't swing that way.

 

I'm out of game. I never had a pet and my mom's mn is unpronunciable.

 

Uhhhhhhh.....I thought is was supposed to be your first pet and first address?

There was a 'pornstar name' thread on the OG and some dumbass used middle name/first address before I corrected him





My Pornstar name:

Fluffer Fortunes

 

street address, that's right!!

okay I am Thumper Harland

 

if i was a chinaman i would be called WAY LONG

 

My porn name would be Caesar Balch. It doesnt sound catchy. I heard you have to take your middle name and follow it with your street name. Then I would be Bobby Richcrest- it has a little more porn to it.

Personally I would like to be called Dick Rambone or some cool name like that.

 

street name?
i'm rufus arbor i guess. that would make my buddy apache 1300