Relationship Pork Scratchings - Yes or No?

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Yes or No

  1. Yes

    79.4%
  2. No

    2.9%
  3. Fuck no you disgusting heathen you can see the nipple on that one

    17.6%
  4. I'm Muslim

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  5. I'm Welsh

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  6. But why?

    5.9%
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  1. HughPhug Plug Tunin'

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    Cos I just ate two bags

    Simple question

    Yes

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    Fuck no
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  2. HughPhug Plug Tunin'

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    right well I certainly didn't put eh relationship button on there, fuck sake
     
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  3. MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    The two bottles of whiskey explain why you ate them.
     
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  4. Falsedawn The Opposition Platinum Member

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    Pork...scratchings? Not cracklins? Or skins?
     
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    Yes!
     
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    Like the hoofs?
     
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    I'd date them but nothing serious.
     
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    Oh YEAH!

    We used to make those in the backyard when I was a kid. There was this huge in ground cauldron near the barn and we had this big wooden oar that we used to stir them around as they deep-fried. There was a sugarcane crusher too. Nothing like fresh cane juice! :)

    Cracklins' was/is our name for them.
     
  10. sleepyguard85 Green Belt

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    Yes
     
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  11. Bubzeh Silver Belt

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    Yes but I prefer the big puffy ones that are less “real”.

    I found hairs all over some of the more authentic ones (like in the first post) and that put me off them for good.
     
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  12. Rimbaud82 Black Belt

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    Fuck no

    My gf tried to get me to try them a few months back, absolutely horrible
     
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    If she likes pork scratchings and you don’t then technically you’re her girlfriend...
     
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  14. Hellowhosthat Silver Belt

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    Absofuckinglutlely yes.
     
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    No you heathen, scratchings
    Hoofs, nipples, arse holes, anything that's left on the floor after the kill
    Has a feeling you'd appreciate them!
    My man!
    Yeah the big puffy ones are wicked, really soft and taste much nicer taste
    I broke a wisdom tooth on one about 10 years back, this is my first experience since, I like them but I know I shouldn't
     
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    Look at the pic in the op though.

    When I think of a cracklin, I think of a thin strip of fried skin with the rendered fat still on it. Those look like wings bruh lol.
     
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  17. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Here we call them ¡chicharrónes!

    That way you can yell out an inappropriate grita afterwards.



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    Like eating salty hairy grit..... I prefer these
     

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    a few times of the year yes
     
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