Pope Meets With Northern Counterpart For First Time

[ultramanhyata]

Pope meets with Santa Claus. Offers forgiveness for Claus's ongoing role in the diminishment of Jesus Christ at Christmastime.

Said Santa, following the historic one-on-one, "I respect Pope Francis. And I can appreciate this obviously compassionate gesture on his part. But make no mistake. My calling and objective remain unchanged; to deliver gifts, every Christmas Eve, to all the good little girls and boys around the globe."

Discuss.

 

[Rod1]

Thats not Santa, thats Gandalf the white.

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

Santa is Finnish and thus an atheist.

It is said he smells of vodka, reindeer meat, and carries a knife.

 

[Bay Area]

Police say the fake pope can be easily recognized by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

 

[Deleted member 491001]

Pope-uler move.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Saint Nick has a black slave...

 

[Orgasmo]

Is this a competition on who's got the more expensive and weirder hat?

 

[Ayin]

Police say the fake pope can be easily recognized by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

Gold

 

[fbgn]

Is this a competition on who's got the more expensive and weirder hat?

i thought it was col sanders in a variant outfit, kinda like how you have superheroes with different armors for different tasks

 

[Deleted member 491001]

i thought it was col sanders in a variant outfit, kinda like how you have superheroes with different armors for different tasks

Must be a home team/away team deal.

 

[KnightTemplar]

 

[Bacco]

Pope meets with Santa Claus. Offers forgiveness for Claus's ongoing role in the diminishment of Jesus Christ at Christmastime.

Said Santa, following the historic one-on-one, "I respect Pope Francis. And I can appreciate this obviously compassionate gesture on his part. But make no mistake. My calling and objective remain unchanged; to deliver gifts, every Christmas Eve, to all the good little girls and boys around the globe."

Discuss.

Classy reply by Santa C, did'nt fall into Cool Pope mind tricks

 

[Metusalemi]

He should meet the Fed Ex pope.

 

[Cuzcatlan]

He should meet the Fed Ex pope.

This reminds me of the time my son wrote a Xmas letter to the mailman. He figured really quick who really brings the gifts.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Props to zombie prophet for the quick gifs

 

[Byron Carter]

It is said he smells of vodka, reindeer meat, and carries a knife.

Are you sure that's not a refugee?