Pope Meets With Northern Counterpart For First Time

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  1. ultramanhyata

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    Pope meets with Santa Claus. Offers forgiveness for Claus's ongoing role in the diminishment of Jesus Christ at Christmastime.

    Said Santa, following the historic one-on-one, "I respect Pope Francis. And I can appreciate this obviously compassionate gesture on his part. But make no mistake. My calling and objective remain unchanged; to deliver gifts, every Christmas Eve, to all the good little girls and boys around the globe."

    Discuss.
     
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    Thats not Santa, thats Gandalf the white.
     
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    Santa is Finnish and thus an atheist.

    It is said he smells of vodka, reindeer meat, and carries a knife.
     
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    Police say the fake pope can be easily recognized by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.
     
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    Pope-uler move.
     
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    Saint Nick has a black slave...
     
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    Is this a competition on who's got the more expensive and weirder hat?
     
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    i thought it was col sanders in a variant outfit, kinda like how you have superheroes with different armors for different tasks
     
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    Giblert I'm still not surprised Platinum Member

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    Must be a home team/away team deal.
     
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    Classy reply by Santa C, did'nt fall into Cool Pope mind tricks
     
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    He should meet the Fed Ex pope.
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    This reminds me of the time my son wrote a Xmas letter to the mailman. He figured really quick who really brings the gifts.
     
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    Props to zombie prophet for the quick gifs
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    Are you sure that's not a refugee?
     

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