Pole vaulter misses out on olympic medal due to massive dong

[ChickenBrother]

Old news from 3 days ago, but I couldn't find any other threads on this in the 'berry.

MANLIEST. FAIL. EVER.

French pole vaulter video: Anthony Ammirati dislodges bar with penis, costing him medal opportunity at 2024 Olympics | Sporting News

Anthony Ammirati failed to reach the finals of the pole vault in unorthodox fashion.

www.sportingnews.com

 

[Pliny Pete]

Talk about a silver lining

 

[Sycho Sid]

Dude lost the medal, but just became the most popular person in the Olympic village

 

[MicroBrew]

Wouldn't be suprrised if the promotional firm that has that Hawk chick as a client approaches this guy. Some porn company or OnlyFans is very likely to contact him.

 

[syct23]

THAT GUYS DICK IS HUGE!

 

[aerius]

Wouldn't be suprrised if the promotional firm that has that Hawk chick as a client approaches this guy. Some porn company or OnlyFans is very likely to contact him.

He's already getting offers.

 

[Excelsior]

This guy has the most unique flex in history.

 

[Otto!]

First of all, ouch!

Second:

 

[Tone C]

What's his Sherdogger name?

 

[ROKKO]

The man didn't miss out on anything. He already won!

 

[AldoStillGoat]

His approach was too stiff

 

[SirRealKiller]

Humble brag, "Woulda got an Olympic medal if my dong wasn't so big."

 

[Streeter]

He's more famous now than if he won gold.

 

[Gigacardio]

Hot. Free oral sex for him as a consolation prize for not winning a medal.

 

[Plutoburn]

There is some justice in this world afterall.

 

[mb23100]

Thats exactly why i didnt become a pole vaulter

 

[chill doggie]

That’s why I always excelled at pole vaulting.

 

[Gigacardio]

It's always going to look bigger in a singlet. He's probably average.

 

[ChickenBrother]

It's always going to look bigger in a singlet. He's probably average.

Eh... no. If a singlet made my wang wrap around my hip like this dude's, I'd wear my wrestling singlet to BJJ and then out to dinner like Danaher wears rashguards. FFS you can see more muscle herniations in dude's hog than you can in enhanced imagery of the Patterson Gimlin Bigfoot.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Haha take that big dick guy