Poacher trampled by elephants then eaten by lions!

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  1. squeezewax

    squeezewax Brown Belt

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    Oh dear, what a shame, such a waste/ end sarcasm.
     
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    Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    Was going to laugh until I read this.

    “It was very sad to see the daughters of the deceased man mourning the loss of their father, and worse still, only being able to recover very little of his remains.”
     
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    JAEGERX Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    damn, poachers are scum but that shit is straight destruction, he got africa'ed
     
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    squeezewax Brown Belt

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    So lions are scavengers as well. I guess I figured they would scavenge, but I wonder how common it is.
     
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    They most likely just stole the fresh kill. I dont know if id classify that as 100% scavenging, but i know what youre saying.
     
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    and the problem here is what?
     
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    look up the lions of tsavo. apparently they still have problems to this day with lions.
     
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    "Seriously, what's the worst thing that could happen? I get trampled by elephants and eaten by lions? Pfft, you worry too much, honey. I'll be home for dinner"
     
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    The lions have a trophy of his head in their den
     
  14. ClubFoot

    ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic

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    Please let it be Shadow_ Priest, Please let it be Shadow_ Priest, Please let it be Shadow_ Priest.
     
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    Revolver you sound poor Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Got what he deserved.
     
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    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    OverPressure As seen on the Shoji Tabuchi show

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    This makes my day. .fk him and his family
     
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    OverPressure As seen on the Shoji Tabuchi show

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    I suppose that engenders some sympathy... for the kids.

    I'm not a believer, no such thing as karma, but if there were, this guy got a karma enema.
     
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    It could have been worse.

    Could have been raped by the rhino he was after first, then eaten by lions and then killed by elephants...
     

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