Go up to your boss, and whsiper in her ear, "Mines only 4 inches, but some girls like them that wide."
Never had a situation like that with a boss. But I did take a key claims manager of my companies largest customer out on a date once that was pretty fubar. I have mentioned this story on the forum a few times.
She asked me out straight up, so I thought saying no would be a bad idea. And she was decent enough looking.
We go out and have a good time, and we get back to the driveway of what I presume to be her place, and I ask if she wants me to come in. Without saying a word, she unzips my pants and gives me a quality hummer right there in the car. :icon_lol:
Grateful, and eager to return the favor and get some more, I again invite myself in. She says, "Nah, probably not a good idea, in fact we should probably get going." Right as I look at her a little puzzled, the outside light of the house comes on and a guy comes out screaming and yelling. So I quickly high tail it out of there, and then I ask her WTF is going on. Turns out that was her ex-husbands house.
Turns out the impetus for the break up of their marriage was that she walked in on some girl giving her husband a hummer. So after fleecing him in the divorce, she would periodically show up on his driveway and blow some guy just to further twist the knife.
Everyone needs to read this, lol. cooks laying it down again.
Quality post. Was able to really visualize that experience.
Would read again.
I remember this fantastic story. So was that the end of it with her?Go up to your boss, and whsiper in her ear, "Mines only 4 inches, but some girls like them that wide."
Never had a situation like that with a boss. But I did take a key claims manager of my companies largest customer out on a date once that was pretty fubar. I have mentioned this story on the forum a few times.
She asked me out straight up, so I thought saying no would be a bad idea. And she was decent enough looking.
We go out and have a good time, and we get back to the driveway of what I presume to be her place, and I ask if she wants me to come in. Without saying a word, she unzips my pants and gives me a quality hummer right there in the car. :icon_lol:
Grateful, and eager to return the favor and get some more, I again invite myself in. She says, "Nah, probably not a good idea, in fact we should probably get going." Right as I look at her a little puzzled, the outside light of the house comes on and a guy comes out screaming and yelling. So I quickly high tail it out of there, and then I ask her WTF is going on. Turns out that was her ex-husbands house.
Turns out the impetus for the break up of their marriage was that she walked in on some girl giving her husband a hummer. So after fleecing him in the divorce, she would periodically show up on his driveway and blow some guy just to further twist the knife.
Quality post. Was able to really visualize that experience.
Would read again.
I remember this fantastic story. So was that the end of it with her?
Damn Sam, you almost write Petererotica.
Thats some saucy stuff.
Will read again.
Sam could probably make a ton if he collated all of his posts into a book of sorts. I'd buy it.
Although there may be copyright issues. Doesn't Sherdog technically have rights to what we post on here. I would really like to know the answer to that in case the wife divorces me and takes the kids, and I get really bored for a decade or so.
this guy is such a master troll. there are so many segments where he's fooled reporters time & time again.
I find these videos more entertaining than they are. Only time I watched local news this year was after biking past a bunch of kids waiting to ambush a live feed with FHRITP.
Sam could probably make a ton if he collated all of his posts into a book of sorts. I'd buy it.
Although there may be copyright issues. Doesn't Sherdog technically have rights to what we post on here. I would really like to know the answer to that in case the wife divorces me and takes the kids, and I get really bored for a decade or so.
I forgot who but someone here penciled me in to write the next 50 Shades book.
How did you know they were going to FHRITP?
Go up to your boss, and whsiper in her ear, "Mines only 4 inches, but some girls like them that wide."
Never had a situation like that with a boss. But I did take a key claims manager of my companies largest customer out on a date once that was pretty fubar. I have mentioned this story on the forum a few times.
She asked me out straight up, so I thought saying no would be a bad idea. And she was decent enough looking.
We go out and have a good time, and we get back to the driveway of what I presume to be her place, and I ask if she wants me to come in. Without saying a word, she unzips my pants and gives me a quality hummer right there in the car. :icon_lol:
Grateful, and eager to return the favor and get some more, I again invite myself in. She says, "Nah, probably not a good idea, in fact we should probably get going." Right as I look at her a little puzzled, the outside light of the house comes on and a guy comes out screaming and yelling. So I quickly high tail it out of there, and then I ask her WTF is going on. Turns out that was her ex-husbands house.
Turns out the impetus for the break up of their marriage was that she walked in on some girl giving her husband a hummer. So after fleecing him in the divorce, she would periodically show up on his driveway and blow some guy just to further twist the knife.
I'm kind of new at the office. Don't eat lunch with the crew, don't party with them, ect. Cool people but every conversation within the group ends up being about the fucking Seahawks.
So the other day we're setting up for a meeting and my slightly older female boss said "he's a little quiet but you know Sam is a closet freak."
There were four other women within earshot and of course her statement caused an outburst of laughter. My back was turned. I have to spin around and respond before the laughter stops. "Takes one to know one..."
A bigger outburst of laughter. But my boss isn't laughing. She's giving me a sultry 'you don't know what you're getting into' look. Days later and she's still too flirty for comfort but damn does it make the day fun.
You fellas ever have little unexpected or even unwanted advances turn out better than expected?