Go up to your boss, and whsiper in her ear, "Mines only 4 inches, but some girls like them that wide."
Never had a situation like that with a boss. But I did take a key claims manager of my companies largest customer out on a date once that was pretty fubar. I have mentioned this story on the forum a few times.
She asked me out straight up, so I thought saying no would be a bad idea. And she was decent enough looking.
We go out and have a good time, and we get back to the driveway of what I presume to be her place, and I ask if she wants me to come in. Without saying a word, she unzips my pants and gives me a quality hummer right there in the car. :icon_lol:
Grateful, and eager to return the favor and get some more, I again invite myself in. She says, "Nah, probably not a good idea, in fact we should probably get going." Right as I look at her a little puzzled, the outside light of the house comes on and a guy comes out screaming and yelling. So I quickly high tail it out of there, and then I ask her WTF is going on. Turns out that was her ex-husbands house.
Turns out the impetus for the break up of their marriage was that she walked in on some girl giving her husband a hummer. So after fleecing him in the divorce, she would periodically show up on his driveway and blow some guy just to further twist the knife.