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  1. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    I'm kind of new at the office. Don't eat lunch with the crew, don't party with them, ect. Cool people but every conversation within the group ends up being about the fucking Seahawks.

    So the other day we're setting up for a meeting and my slightly older female boss said "he's a little quiet but you know Sam is a closet freak." :eek:

    There were four other women within earshot and of course her statement caused an outburst of laughter. My back was turned. I have to spin around and respond before the laughter stops. "Takes one to know one..."

    A bigger outburst of laughter. But my boss isn't laughing. She's giving me a sultry 'you don't know what you're getting into' look. Days later and she's still too flirty for comfort but damn does it make the day fun.

    You fellas ever have little unexpected or even unwanted advances turn out better than expected?
     
  2. Nonsense Silver Belt

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    Well, the Seahawks did look tremendous this weekend.
     
  3. DSOTM Any colour you like

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    Takes one to know one, really?
     
  4. Cherdawg Silver Belt

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    Just let her bang you bro.
    You know what to do sam.

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  5. Bukowski82 Buckle up belt

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    1. The Seahawks are fucking awesome.
    2. You need to bang your boss.
    3. And a few co-workers...
    4. Hope you're enjoying your time here... Is our city more of a permanent place for you now?
     
  6. Nonsense Silver Belt

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    We should have a north west coast sherdog party.
     
  7. HenryFlower (sheesh!)

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    A hobbled Aaron Rodgers is going to get torn apart by that barbaric Seahawk defense.
     
  8. LatFlare EADC

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    Apologies for stating the obvious, but...

























    ...pics or GTFO.
     
  9. weed ベルセルク

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    why do I get the creepy vibe from the way you described her? sounds very Patty & Selma Bouvier-ish
     
  10. DSOTM Any colour you like

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    So many Seahawks fans all of a sudden. Funny how there were not very many a few years back. Gotta love band wagon fans
     
  11. Reyesnuthugr Dominick Reyes Belt

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    Glad you are able to sh*t where you eat, and good luck with your next job
     
  12. Mondo Freaks Green Gucci Suit

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    Seahawks got this.

    rodgers is injured and GB is playing in Seattle.
     
  13. metal saying what i want Platinum Member

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    Yup, you have a prime chance to get the boss. If good then you get the coworkers when the boss tells them
     
  14. Bukowski82 Buckle up belt

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    Now that's that I'm talking about!
     
  15. Cherdawg Silver Belt

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    The seahawks are cans.
     
  16. AznCezi187 Brown Belt

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    Copy room BJ's...enjoy
     
  17. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    Not banging any of them! These are grain fed Puyallup girls...

    Emerald city is home now. The Sound and Cascades in summer sealed the deal. That water is so calm.
     
  18. Bukowski82 Buckle up belt

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    Glad to hear you're enjoying it up here, man! And lol about the Puyallup girls. I hear that... Auburn is the furthest I go as far as women are concerned. You ever want to meet some ladies downtown, hit me up and we'll do some damage...
     
  19. zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    seahawks gonna lose to the packers

    & pics of ur boss/coworkers
     
  20. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    lol Fife is as far as I like to go for women.

    Don't get downtown much but I'll have to get ahold of you when I go down there. Seattle girls are fun.
     

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