Play-by-play of Platinum's performance (GIFs & Commentary)

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  1. Titleboxe

    Titleboxe Purple Belt

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    Before the fight gets started Platinum reminisces about the previous destruction of his enemies, shadowboxing like a badass before dwelling into the glorious beatings.

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    We see Platinum getting ready in his usual GOAT fashion, humble but powerful, like a lion ready to devour its prey...

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    Platinum proceeds to hurt Jouban with some nice combinations.

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    Jouban almost gets his head knocked off into the 10th row, he got off lucky this time.

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    Jouban gets hurt with a thunderous black belt right hand, he wants no part of this and starts to retreat.

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    Platinum throws another nice combination, nearly takes his head off with a powerful kick (Jouban has got a good chin on him I'll give him that, but he's lucky the right hand missed at the end or it would have been la la land)

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    Jouban clinches after getting cracked again, clearly outmatched by the young lion.

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    Another great right straight by Platinum, his opponent staggers back.

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    Platinum unleashes some kind of kung-fu move, catches the spinning back fist and nearly KO's Jouban as he staggers to the other side of the cage.

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    Another lucky moment for Jouban as the right uppercut misses, so close to ending the fight right there, his opponent looks depleted and realizes who he is up against.

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    Platinum's opponent begs for mercy, says 'no mas, please, no more'

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    Platinum hook-slaps him a little bit, just to show him whose boss.

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    He's just stalking him now, playing with him, the lion smells the fear emanating from his victim.

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    Nearly takes his leg off, every combination he throws is dangerous.

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    Jouban has no choice but to try to take the lion down, but even Platinum's elbows are deadly and his opponent wants no part of that and separates.

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    Credit where credit is due, Jouban ducks under the powerful right kick and slips the spinning back fist, good reflexes on him, but Platinum is just getting warmed up.

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    Platinum is just toying with him by now, even when Jouban covers up the punches still hurt him.

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    Jouban keeps retreating, he wants no part of this...

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    The opponent Keeps saying 'no mas, no mas' even at the slightest tap... this fight might as well be over.

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    Jouban has no answer...

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  2. Titleboxe

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    CONTINUATION...

    After spending the remainder of the round retreating and in survival mode, the fight ends, it was a mercy ending...

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    But not before platinum displays how his reflexes are just on a different level, like a neo-ninja he ducks kicks and spinning back fists left and right.

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    The fight as always ends in ultimate victory.

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    The GOAT is humble #PlatinumBLESS

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  3. Ottawaguy

    Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    Tldr version: Jouban won.
     
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  4. Tito’s Juice Box

    Tito’s Juice Box let's get smashed

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    I'll give you credit, you're still here. You're silly little hype train might have a few less passengers on it now.
     
  5. SherdogGoat

    SherdogGoat Platinum & Braco Belt Banned

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    The runaway model kept on running. What a fucking robbery. It should have been 30-26 Platinum with one point deducted for running.
     
  6. Redhawks100

    Redhawks100 Gold Belt

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    Is this supposed to be funny?
     
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  7. n.diazismylife1999

    n.diazismylife1999 Black Belt

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  8. Papawash

    Papawash clean and fresh

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    Very accute study my man. Jouban was on his bike the whole time and still got in trouble for most of the fight.

    This loss will only strengthen Platinum's resolve and fulfill his destiny as the next champ. Platinum Bless.
     
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  9. bigpunch

    bigpunch Brown Belt

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    Platinum is a good man, he didn't want to go too hard and ruin Jouban's model career.
     
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    Abazzdeboom Legend in the making

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    Anothr robbery last night
    Jouban won only because he gave his body to the judges before and after the fight
     
  12. dickcheney

    dickcheney Gold Belt

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    I wish I had the patina eyes to read this, I bet it's hilarious
     
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    so much wasted effort trying to be funny, maybe next time
     
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    Shoot Boxe Hero We are Rizin!

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    TLDR version:

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    All that time, energy and effort so you could make a dumb joke? Wow, sherdog never ceases to amaze me with its sheer stupidity.
     
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    <{ohyeah}> Didn't read <{hughesimpress}><{nope}><36>
     
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    Metal_Daze Geonor St Gregor

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    That's like unspoken verbal abuse.
     
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  19. Titleboxe

    Titleboxe Purple Belt

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    Who is trying to be funny? I am not laughing. It was a great performance by the GOAT, not his fault his opponent didn't come to fight and the system is rigged against badass aggressive alpha fighters... he still pulled it out in the end in the eyes of the real fans which is all that really matters.

    #Platinum10-0
    #PlatinumUNDEFEATED
     
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  20. GrandNegus

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    <mma4>

    After reviewing the evidence in this thread, its clear Platinum P was robbed.
     

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