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We have a guy at our school who is a massage therapist. Every time he is about to be swept he clamps on to peoples arms with his hands and pinches the living shit out of them.
Many of people are left with the battle wounds from this notorious pincher.. I my self have a bruise the size of a hardboiled egg on left arm from the guy.

We need to think of a good nickname for him, im looking to you guys for creative answers.
 
have you guys confronted him about this? is he doing small joint manipulation, or just grabbing you guys extremely hard, or actually pinching you? if this guy rolled with me... i would get a rnc on him and crank his mouth. theres absolutely no excuse for pinching people in bjj. i actually find this pretty funny, due to how dick this would be.

as far as nicknames... id just crank his face a couple times like i said, and that should take care of the problem.
 
John "The Guy Who Pinches" Doe
 
I am guilty of pinching because I can never tell when the gi ends and the flesh begins. Forgive me.
 
BJJ Rule Book.

#1 Don't be a dick.
 
No, the guy knows he pinches.
No, its not small joini manipulation.

He is hanging on for dear life so he doesnt get swept.

Yes he knows he does it. It is a joke to everyone.

Aesopian its not you, its a guy in the morning class named Tom. Its not a simple accidental pinch.. If i see you tonight or tomorrow youll see the bruises.

I figure we will just call him Pinch for short.
Its easy and sounds like it could actualy be someones name.
 
I guess he does it because he's good at it or out of habit. He probably doesn't do it because he's an asshole or he doesn't know. Does he apologize for pinching?
 
Gsoares2 said:
We have a guy at our school who is a massage therapist. Every time he is about to be swept he clamps on to peoples arms with his hands and pinches the living shit out of them.
Many of people are left with the battle wounds from this notorious pincher.. I my self have a bruise the size of a hardboiled egg on left arm from the guy.

We need to think of a good nickname for him, im looking to you guys for creative answers.
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Thats not that bad.At my school their is a guy that likes to grab your fingures and pull them all the way back during sparing.He actually got my ring finger and its been hurting for 2 weeks now
 
Call him Pinchy after the pet lobster that Homer had in The Simpsons.
 
i got it.... pinchy mcgee.

ps - just stop rolling with the guy.
 
Only girls pinch. My wife pinches me & pulls out my leg hairs when we rumble.

Get revenge. Get together with your clubmates and at a signal, ambush Miss Pinchy McPinch, hold him down & everyone just pinches the SH*T outta him. A couple of nipple-cripples wouldnt go astray either.
 
judogido said:
Only girls pinch. My wife pinches me & pulls out my leg hairs when we rumble.

Get revenge. Get together with your clubmates and at a signal, ambush Miss Pinchy McPinch, hold him down & everyone just pinches the SH*T outta him. A couple of nipple-cripples wouldnt go astray either.
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I agreee, if he is still being a dick about it. Oh the good ole days of 4 man atomic wedgies and blistered skin pink bellies....
 
muerteverde said:
I agreee, if he is still being a dick about it. Oh the good ole days of 4 man atomic wedgies and blistered skin pink bellies....
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Horseys - dont forget horseys - my favourite.
 
Next time you get side control on him, drive your forearm into his face. Continue until he complains. Then joke about it, saying its no worse than his pinching. Repeat every time you roll until he stops pinching.
 
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