Pick-up lines that never worked

I just tell em about my skills

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You don't need pickup lines or Kraft Dinner. That chin strap does all the work for you.
 
Did you fall from heaven, because I want to put it in your butt.
 
these are all minor league--any true pick up line in this category has to be insulting on some level

"if you are that hot and single, you must be crazy"
 
"I like my women like I like my coffee"
Actually works pretty well.

"Oh well, when the bear is hungry, he will eat"
Not as successful.

"Would you like to go out one evening?"
works about half the time and is your best bet.
 
Backhanded compliments.

Like, any variation of "You're too smart, for a girl"
Yeah it took me a nanosecond to work out you're a condescending prick. Smart, huh.

Had an ex that used to "compliment" me whenever i was going out, by saying
"Every woman in that place is going to hate you"

Thanks. Thanks a lot o_O
 
Hey, Girl!
Im really good.
At getting my .... sucked.
 
"Yo Baby ever had your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat!?!?!!? yeah..."

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"Are your pants made out of mirrors because I can see myself in them. "
 
Youre so hot I would lick your ass while you pee is always a good go to
 
Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all night.
 
Do you like fruit, love?

Well suck on my cock, it's a peach.
 
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Do you study aikido? Would you like to practice small joint manipulation?
 
"I want some you & some uhhhhhhh"!
 
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