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Pick-up lines that never worked

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Red Beard, Feb 11, 2020.

  1. Red Beard Red Belt

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    I was thinking about pick-up lines with a zero-percent success rate. I'm talking in the history of life it has never worked. I have a few and maybe you Sherbros can give me some more. The first one is when a girl walks by and a guy yells, "Damn girl, you got any fries with that shake?!?!" Never. Worked. Ever. I had one in college that had a zero-percent success rate. I'd say, "I like my women like I like my coffee..."
    Ground up and in the freezer

    I didn't have any success with it but I tried it at least 15 times working clubs and on the road. Whatchu got Sherbros????? Give me those pick-up line failures!
     
  2. Cole train Gold Belt

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    "i can run faster horny than you can run scared"
     
  3. Threetrees Free Jon Gruden

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    Any pick up line can work if you got the sauce

    But you dont obviously
     
  4. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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    100% Everytime Tho

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    asl cyber?

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  6. Red Beard Red Belt

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    My nickname is Ragu so you obviously don't know shit.

    That was a lie
     
  7. Red Beard Red Belt

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    I met a lot of nice guys that way though.
     
  8. SalvadorAllende Steel Belt

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    "What a nice pot to burry my potato". Sounds funnier in spanish.

    Just say Hello.
     
  9. Red Beard Red Belt

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    Your dick looks like a potato???? Huge if true!
     
  10. Threetrees Free Jon Gruden

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    I know at least one girl whose loins would froth at that pick up line
     
  11. Threetrees Free Jon Gruden

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    Qué linda olla para enterrar mi papa, mamiiiii

    Nah still doesnt work
     
  12. -Nada- Banned Banned

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    Exactly this, I once picked up a girl joining a discussion saying: "the opera is a dead artform."
    It really doesn't matter what you say but how you say it.
     
  13. Red Beard Red Belt

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    I had girls run away when I said it. They'd laugh and just say how creepy it was. To be fair I always used it on black girls because i knew they'd expect some dark and strong BS.
     
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  15. Hog-train Black Belt

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    Suck me beautiful.
     
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    In reallity is "Que linda maceta para enterrar mi flor de batata"

    In reality the phrase is sweet potato. But I have never used it.


    A few more:
    "With that ass I invite you to shit at my house". Kind of gross.
    "Damn girl, I would put an apple in your mouth and suck your p***y until I get cider"
     
  17. ctrlaltdelete Brown Belt

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    Can I buy you a drink?
     
  18. Plutoburn Alpha booze head

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    Outside of some rare exceptions, it's never really what you said, it's how you said it.

    The only time you can discuss the merit of pick up lines as is, is in text messages.
     
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    Gonna try this at a Latin club this weekend
     
  20. Red Beard Red Belt

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    I would read a thread of your foreign pick-up lines.
    " I like the look of your legs. They could till my field for 14 hours straight."
    "You look thick in all of right places. Like time Government had surplus of bread and everyone feasted."
    "I'd like to take you home to have you watch me wrestle a bear."
     

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