Pick 1-7 before entering- Your new super power

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This forum is getting filled with these, but before we're completely tired of em, I just wanted to make my own

1. Teleport anywhere you can visualize yourself being.
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2. Rewind Time to put you and everything back where it was, and how it was at that point in time. No going forwards though.
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3. Invisibility on command. Self explanatory
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4. ALL OF THESE
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5. Instant healing
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6. Ability to breathe underwater. Edit: I decided to give this power a buff
-Also comes with the ability to knit a sweater masterfully
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7. Ability to make anybody gay for you
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What will you do with your new power?
 
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Hah these type of threads are fun AF.

Well I picked 3 though...not bad
 
lol Fuck I picked 7

4 would be awesome with 1 second super strength

Flick your enemies away
 
5

I cant be touched. Will come in handy living in the trailer park and fuckin with steven seagal
 
6. I don't really see any positive or negative in it.
 
Always pick 3 when 8 not available crew!!!


Men's change rooms here I come!!!


Edit: women's change rooms. I meant women's change rooms.
 
Fuking 7. Why does it have to be 7.

But after 15s of thinking about it, I could still make use of it to make billionaires transfer their assets to me instead of split 50% to their wife when they divorce.
 
Even 7 is more useful than 6. Hear me out. You like a girl, but other guys are competing for her affection. So you turn them all gay and then reject them.
 
Positive: Save money on scuba gear

god dammit I'm fucking aquaman.

Nope. You can breathe underwater and that's it. Never say anything about how the deep water pressure will kill you or the strong current will sweep you away. It's one of the more useless among the 7. Even more so than number 7.
 
Nope. You can breathe underwater and that's it. Never say anything about how the deep water pressure will kill you or the strong current will sweep you away. It's one of the more useless among the 7. Even more so than number 7.
*Save money on snorkeling gear
Other Positives:
- Improve your time in swim races by not requiring you to stick you head up to breathe
- Win Bets
- Evade people by jumping into nearby bodies of water

I wanted to put in some mundane sounding powers to promote some thinking for how to fully use them.
 
Nope. You can breathe underwater and that's it. Never say anything about how the deep water pressure will kill you or the strong current will sweep you away. It's one of the more useless among the 7. Even more so than number 7.

So what you're saying is I'm more useless than aquaman....fuck
 
4. ALL OF THESE
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Invisibility in the dark and 75% levitation have potential, and I'm sure there is way to figure out out to leverage super slow-mo, 1s super strength, and control remote control (drones).
I'll probably just wind up falling in love with a pomegranate.
 
Oh yeah. Invisibility, now I can hide from trigglypuff.
 
*Save money on snorkeling gear
Other Positive: Improve your time in swim races by not requiring you to stick you head up to breathe

Still have to go through insane amount of training to complete in any swimming competitions that actually matters. After that what are you going to with the winning? Be a swimming coach? lol, it's the most useless super power itt.

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That said, Number 4 will probably kill a majority of the people here. Bullet Attraction. Dafuq with that.
 
Still have to go through insane amount of training to complete in any swimming competitions that actually matters. After that what are you going to with the winning? Be a swimming coach? lol, it's the most useless super power itt.
Lol I edited it before you replied. And all good points.
Edit: Don't join the military lol
 
Number 3 ftw! Would spy on all of you guys from a distance

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