Phrases that look make you smart

I don't mind some of these terms, the only ones that bother me are the stupid business speak ones that are overused like "bandwidth" "ping" and "value add"

I also hate people that use Latin terms like "veni vidi vici" or "quid pro quo" to try to sound smart. I realize lawyers use these terms a lot, but if you aren't a lawyer stfu
 
Start off your sentences with:
"So..."
"Basically..."
"I remember when.."
"Let me get this straight..."
"Obviously...."
"They say that.."
"Cant wait till..."
"Maybe if..."




Youre welcome
 
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sesquipedalian

ses·qui·pe·da·lian | \ ˌse-skwə-pə-ˈdāl-yən \
Definition of sesquipedalian:

1: having many syllables
// sesquipedalian terms

2: given to or characterized by the use of long words
// a sesquipedalian television commentator
 
I going with ejaculate.

Try saying: "look baby, open up … I'm going to ejaculate".
 
Start off your sentences with:
"So..."
"Basically..."
"I remember when.."
"Let me get this straight..."
"Obviously.."


Youre welcome

When people start their sentences with "So..." my first response is I wanna punch their fuckin' lights out.
 
"What do you like to do?"

"I dont know...play chess....screw......."

"Well let's play chess"
 
When people start their sentences with "So..." my first response is I wanna punch their fuckin' lights out.
Youll be surprised how many people start everything with, "soo.."
I completely agree with you
 
Youll be surprised how many people start everything with, "soo.."
I completely agree with you

It doesn't surprise me at all. I've known tons of people that start almost every interaction with "So..." and they are usually self-absorbed and prone to douchery.
 
I don't mind some of these terms, the only ones that bother me are the stupid business speak ones that are overused like "bandwidth" "ping" and "value add"

I also hate people that use Latin terms like "veni vidi vici" or "quid pro quo" to try to sound smart. I realize lawyers use these terms a lot, but if you aren't a lawyer stfu

Include "low hanging fruit" and "synergy" to that.
 
My brother is teaching his toddler son to say 'behold' instead of 'look'.

Also 'hark' as opposed to 'listen'.

And so on and so forth.
 
Im teaching him pro wrestling phrases to even things out.
 
My brother is teaching his toddler son to say 'behold' instead of 'look'.

Also 'hark' as opposed to 'listen'.

And so on and so forth.

Ha I can just see him with a box of cereal. BEHOLD father!
 
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