Phone Numbers To Know That Girl At The Bar Is Not That Interested In You!

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  1. PEB

    PEB Atomic Butt Drop Champ :)

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    A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

    1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

    605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

    888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

    866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

    206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

    Stay safe, people.
    515-808-2362 - JOHN CENA complete with air horns and his theme song


    http://www.cnet.com/news/groot-from-guardians-of-the-galaxy-wants-to-text-you/
     
  2. auger38

    auger38 Will pay to check your oil

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    If someone receives a 1-888 number and believes it to be real, they deserve that number.
     
  3. BuffaloEmperor

    BuffaloEmperor Brown Belt

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    The John Cena # won't work . I just tried it on my work phone. .... dam... so let down
     
  4. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    ^ wtf ts
     
  5. BenRichards

    BenRichards Brown Belt

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    honestly if you cant pick up that vibe the same night, then chances are it isn't there. besides who exchanges #'s any more? more likely to be pm'd through FB & twitter or just hook through tinder.
     
  6. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    TS? More like cocktease.
     
  7. BuffaloEmperor

    BuffaloEmperor Brown Belt

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    I will try again... on cell phone
     
  8. BuffaloEmperor

    BuffaloEmperor Brown Belt

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    Dam no go on the cell phone too...
     
  9. PEB

    PEB Atomic Butt Drop Champ :)

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    Sorry I did not try all the numbers except for I am Groot! :)
     
  10. BuffaloEmperor

    BuffaloEmperor Brown Belt

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    No worries man. :) . I just got excited because i was about to drop the John Cena bomb on everyone i could.
     
  11. GODZILLA213

    GODZILLA213 Genocide Revised

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    (local area code) 867-53 oh Nine eee ine
     
  12. Crazyced

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    That was working in the days before smartphones. Now as soon as you have a number, you text to give yours. Chances are great that it would just lead to awkward moments.
     
  13. Viva

    Viva

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    That's some real passive aggressive fuck boy shit.

    Ladies, have some proverbial balls and tell a guy you're not interested rather than being deceitful and giving a fake number.

    Jus' sayin.
     
  14. fightingrabbit

    fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Really FB? I'm sure you or the drunken chick both want each other involved in your personal lives after meeting each other for 10 minutes.
     

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