Remember Scaramuchi? "I saw him throw a perfect football spiral through a tire at 800 yards! Wearing a trench coat! No warm-up!"
Don't forget that:
-when Trump was born, his birth was foretold by a double rainbow and a new star appeared in the night sky
-the first time he picked up a golf club Trump shot a 38-under par, including 11 hole-in-one shots
-Trump has the power to alter weather by thinking about it
-was a genius as an infant, learning to walk in 3 weeks and talking in 8
-as a student, was correcting his teachers' knowledge of history
-Trump wrote six full operas in two years, "all of which are bester than any in the history of music," according to his official biography. "He has the best sounds."
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You're getting Trump and Chuck Norris confused.Remember Scaramuchi? "I saw him throw a perfect football spiral through a tire at 800 yards! Wearing a trench coat! No warm-up!"
Don't forget that:
-when Trump was born, his birth was foretold by a double rainbow and a new star appeared in the night sky
-the first time he picked up a golf club Trump shot a 38-under par, including 11 hole-in-one shots
-Trump has the power to alter weather by thinking about it
-was a genius as an infant, learning to walk in 3 weeks and talking in 8
-as a student, was correcting his teachers' knowledge of history
-Trump wrote six full operas in two years, "all of which are bester than any in the history of music," according to his official biography. "He has the best sounds."
Don't forgetRemember Scaramuchi? "I saw him throw a perfect football spiral through a tire at 800 yards! Wearing a trench coat! No warm-up!"
Don't forget that:
-when Trump was born, his birth was foretold by a double rainbow and a new star appeared in the night sky
-the first time he picked up a golf club Trump shot a 38-under par, including 11 hole-in-one shots
-Trump has the power to alter weather by thinking about it
-was a genius as an infant, learning to walk in 3 weeks and talking in 8
-as a student, was correcting his teachers' knowledge of history
-Trump wrote six full operas in two years, "all of which are bester than any in the history of music," according to his official biography. "He has the best sounds."
So healthy he ducked Vietnam 4 times.Don't forget, at 70 years of age, he's the healthiest individual in the history of history.