Peck implants - is there such a thing???

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  1. shredman

    shredman Purple Belt

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    I was listening to an MMA show and they mentioned, in a digression, that some guys apparently get peck implants. I couldn't tell whether this was a joke or what.

    Is there really such a thing as peck implants?? If so, does anyone know anyone who got them? Because I'm curious as to what kind of a mindset a guy has to be in to do something this insane.

    And, for the love of God, please don't post any pictures!
     
  2. MortalWombat

    MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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    Don't know about implants, but here's some synthol.

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  3. MortalWombat

    MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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    Oh, here you go.

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    Edit: oh, oops, sorry, you said "don't post pics"? First time for everything, I guess. Sorry again.
     
  4. clutchit

    clutchit Straight Outta Iowa Platinum Member

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    they most certainly are real
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    Judo Thai Boxer <img src="http://www.mediafire.com/download/kjmldl

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    You should get some and report back, TS.
     
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    Randy Marsh by armbar

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    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Yes they are real. The first time I heard of them was in a story about a body builder who went to a cut-rate unlicensed doctor who gave him breast implants instead by accident.

    Edit: I found the story.
     
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    Gee, I wonder if there is such a thing as Google.....
     
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    MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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    DownwardStrike Purple Belt

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    wompuscatwilly Brown Belt

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    That's some disturbing shit right there. For a second I thought it was hilarious but then you just realize there are truly some f-ed up people in this world.
     
  13. 5crew

    5crew Black Belt

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    Pec implants. This is the first time I heard of them. Why the FK will guys that want them not just train for them? One of the dumbest shit I heard.

    If you trained hard and still can't get them, DON'T get them!
     
  14. Captain Davis

    Captain Davis Senior Flatulator

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    Calf implants > pec implants
     
  15. Doughbelly

    Doughbelly αlpha-nerdette, action scientist

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    Dunno why you'd want one of these inside you.

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    monsterxmonster SPOON NATION Platinum Member

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    It's all about the ab implants.

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  17. Phlog

    Phlog Dad Belt

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    Insanity > implants

    Anyone who wants to implant this shit needs counselling.
     
  18. Phlog

    Phlog Dad Belt

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    Lol, what a loser!

    Edit, showed this to my dad, he said:"Jesus, you can put lipstick on a pig.."

    Heh.
     
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    Kühle Hand Luke Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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