Park your muscle car in fuel efficient only parking spots

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I feel like Al Bundy delivering a message to No Ma'am.
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Places like Whole Foods now have primo parking spots designated as fuel efficient only. The first thing I did when seeing this was park my Mustang GT right in one of those spots.
The spots are not enforceable and are made simply for easy LEED credits.

So my suggestion is if you have a gas guzzler to park in these spots out of spite, even if you don't want to go to the store they are at. Then yell at all those Prius drivers to stop sitting in the urinal to take a piss and to dry their bum.

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These are spots for the weak to use as planned and for the strong to flagrantly ignore.

1] It's not legally enforcable. In fact, only the handicapped spaces are legally enforcable, as they have the Americans with Disabilities Act behind them. The Expectant Mothers and Fuel Efficient Vehicles spaces? There is no blanket law that protects them from being used by anyone (Disclaimer again, check your local laws!). Sure, the building owner and other clientele might give you the stinkeye, but they can't call the cops on you like in a handicapped space.
 
I don’t drive one of those gay little electric cars but TS is gayer
 
Just go shop at another store. That store still gets your money nobody really gives a shit where you park
 
Businesses cannot enforce reserved parking? Because the hybrid only spots seem like they can be considered reserved. Real question.

I did work in a position to where I had the power to get cars towed at my own discretion. Our company had reserved parking, and basically it was a last resort decision.

What I did realize is that tow trucks are usually called after hours of being in the wrong spot, so if you do park in one of those spots at a grocery store, if worst comes to worst, you'll get a ticket from the business. You're not really obligated to pay it if you don't park in their lot anymore being that it's not a traffic or a ticket from a city parking administration.
 
I use the “parents with prams” parking at my local mall when it gets dark. Bub should be in bed, not out shopping!
 
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Lol if I ever come across that I'll park my Charger in the middle of two spots
 
I feel like Al Bundy delivering a message to No Ma'am.
married-with-children-no-maam2.jpg


Places like Whole Foods now have primo parking spots designated as fuel efficient only. The first thing I did when seeing this was park my Mustang GT right in one of those spots.
The spots are not enforceable and are made simply for easy LEED credits.

So my suggestion is if you have a gas guzzler to park in these spots out of spite, even if you don't want to go to the store they are at. Then yell at all those Prius drivers to stop sitting in the urinal to take a piss and to dry their bum.

P4010072-Hybrid_Parking_Only-Clovis_CA.jpg


These are spots for the weak to use as planned and for the strong to flagrantly ignore.

Be sure and leave like you mean it.
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You sound fat.

Walking some extra steps isn't worth raging and being a deliberate asshole over.
 
The saddest part of this thread is someone driving a mustang.
 
God damn that South Park episode about the Hybrids really rings true.

 
I feel like Al Bundy delivering a message to No Ma'am.
married-with-children-no-maam2.jpg


Places like Whole Foods now have primo parking spots designated as fuel efficient only. The first thing I did when seeing this was park my Mustang GT right in one of those spots.
The spots are not enforceable and are made simply for easy LEED credits.

So my suggestion is if you have a gas guzzler to park in these spots out of spite, even if you don't want to go to the store they are at. Then yell at all those Prius drivers to stop sitting in the urinal to take a piss and to dry their bum.

P4010072-Hybrid_Parking_Only-Clovis_CA.jpg


These are spots for the weak to use as planned and for the strong to flagrantly ignore.
every time I see someone doing that I key their car. I don't use a key though, I use my ceramic fiber optics cutter and it cuts all the way through to the metal.
 
Gayer than you? You want to have a sword fight over it???



Well, the good thing is you have a huge set of balls. The bad part is they are resting your chin.

Getting angry because your thread is almost as worthless as you and your tiny balls are :^)

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Douche. I don't like fat people parking anyway. What are you 90 grandpa? What year GT TS?
 
i dont understand why is this a personal problem for you, do you not know about alcohol?
 
Park in the Tesla charger spots.
 
every time I see someone doing that I key their car. I don't use a key though, I use my ceramic fiber optics cutter and it cuts all the way through to the metal.
Was just gonna say this is a great way to get your shit keyed...
 
I wonder the difference in carbon footprint left between a disposable hybrid and a 50 year old gas guzzler.
 
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