OZ - the land of cock biting spiders...

[Grunk]

Checking the dunny before taking a seat is second nature to most Aussies living in rural areas, but a young Sydney man learned the lesson in the hardest way this morning when a redback spider bit his penis.

The nasty nip came in a portaloo in Kogarah, in Sydney's south, about 8.45am this morning, prompting a trip to St George Hospital where the 21-year-old was admitted in a stable condition.

The victim was able to get himself to the mercifully-close emergency room for treatment, The Daily Telegraph reports.

Although its fangs are loaded with deadly venom, the notorious redback spider rarely causes death, with anti-venom having been available for more than 50 years.

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/04/27/15/56/young-man-bitten-on-penis-by-redback-spider

 

[dildos]

Yeah read this earlier in the after noon. Poor fella. But Straya dangerous yo.

 

[John Wang]

@_@ jesus... Spiders are the worst. Stay safe aussie brahs

 

[Buff]

There's only one cock-biter in Oz...

 

[neverwas]

 

[RoryFan]

Life seems unnecessarily difficult in Australia.

 

[dildos]

its pretty much like this 25/8 here in straya

 

[dildos]

also this is a pic of the bathroom the guy in the story used.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Fuck me, what a scary place. Hell is real, and it's called Straya.

 

[MarloStanfield]

some cunt did died from a red back bite the other day, poor cunt

 

[MarloStanfield]

Fuck me, what a scary place. Hell is real, and it's called Straya.

yep i live there and im scared shitless of spiders and snakes and just about every other creature that gets around, lifes a nightmare

 

[DevilsLettuce]

its pretty much like this 25/8 here in straya

How do you set a toilet on fire?

 

[dildos]

How do you set a toilet on fire?

You don't. If it's your house toilet and a spider is there. You find a new home. If it's not a house toilet and you find a spider there you just run.

 

[dildos]

In going to hijack this thread very soon with bad ass Aussie nature. Brb.

 

[dildos]

Soz once I fight this spider to death that chose to sit on my phone. Or just when I get to work in the morning.

 

[TeTe]

I hate spiders, this thread makes me sick.

Kill it with fucking fire.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

In going to hijack this thread very soon with bad ass Aussie nature. Brb.

With alcoholism?

 

[Primitivo]

The only spider I'd let get near my cock:

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Set Australia on fire

 

[IIIIIIII]

serious question: how are people okay with living in a place where there are gigantic spiders in your home? i remember finding a few cockroaches in my kitchen a few years back, and i was ready to drops hundreds of bucks to have a professional fumigate my entire apartment haha.