OT: Cocaine is the strongest PED on the planet

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  1. Pencak Silat

    Pencak Silat White Belt

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    According to Jennings-Abrams, the foremost authority on cocaine and cocaine production, cocaine has the ability to improve breathing capacity by up to 100%, increase isometric pressure 5x, and make folks stronger. It also better flushes out the sweat by expanding the skins pores. With these benefits, a fighter can land better punches and replenish. What are your thoughts on this?
     
  2. Polish Machine

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    He failed on dec 4 not on January 3
     
  3. BigGucciSosa

    BigGucciSosa Red Belt

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    Pancakes > Pencak
     
  4. TopTopStuff

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    Explains why Tyson just ran through his opponents.Lol.
     
  5. Was Exiled

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    Because people just sit on their couch in the weeks leading up to the fight, look at their watch an hour before fight time and waltz over to the stadium with no training whatsoever.
     
  6. FlowWithTheGo23

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    End of thread.
     
  7. Hans Gercmiov

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    I hope you're not being serious.
     
  8. efalk1322

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    he wasn't on coke during the fight so these stats mean absolutely nothing whatsoever.
     
  9. knoxville80

    knoxville80 LaTiN PoWeR

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    JBJ is in deep shit right now, but if he gets stripped from the title, wich is like 1 of the worst case scenario for him, he can have it back easily when he returns
     
  10. PoisonGodMachin

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    interesting, dc deserves a rematch
     
  11. TopTopStuff

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    Next time I workout Im going to experiment and snort 2 lines.Will report in.
     
  12. efalk1322

    efalk1322 Silver Belt

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    dude its sherdog. i wouldn't be surprised if he is, the general level of intelligence on here isn't very high
     
  13. 315MMAFighter

    315MMAFighter MąïȚře Đë Đəğåť§ - Pure Dominican Platinum Member

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    That garbage only stays in your system for a few days, not that big of a deal. Only part that sucks is Jon has to go through every moment of his life through the scope of a camera..media is a biatch
     
  14. RoyJonesJr

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    Also isn't that when training camps get hard?
     
  15. efalk1322

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    he isn't in deep shit whatsoever, he did absolutely nothing wrong or against the rules.
     
  16. Polish Machine

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    Yeah, it's so much more likely that he was doing lines everyday before practice and wasn't just doing it while partying with his friends one weekend.

    I guess you figured out why Jackson is such a great coach.
     
  17. efalk1322

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    do you honestly think he did coke so he could train harder? if so find the nearest bridge and jump.
     
  18. BigGucciSosa

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    The drunk driving shit is 5x worse than this
     
  19. GordoBarraBJJ

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    and he suddenly decided to clean up his act right after that - then wait a month to go in to rehab.
     
  20. efalk1322

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    stop making sense!! ITS A PED BRO, YOU GET ENERGY
     

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