Orlando Vacation Tips

[ens189]

Family and I are going to Orlando in June for vacation. I used to live there but it’s been awhile, anyone have any good websites or tips to find the best deals on hotels and park tickets?

We’re only planning on doing the parks for 2-3 days and then we’ll be traveling the remainder of the trip to visit family and friends.

 

[Sharon Peters]

Bring a fishing pole and some topwater plugs. You can catch snook in the canals and bass in the ponds. Don't let your family force you into the Disney fuckery.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

its basicly a huge strip mall, you can visit hundreds of mcdonalds in a fe sqaure mile radius though,w hich is cool.

 

[Meap]

Don't let your kids swim with the gators.

And if you don't have kids, then go somewhere else.

 

[JSN]

Wow I thought vacationing in Orlando was bad, but vacationing in Orlando when you've already lived in Orlando?

 

[SRN]

Went there twice, both times we went to Disney and the other parks and did nothing else.

 

[dc007]

Once you get there, get in a car and drive to Miami

 

[IloveTHIS]

Have your kids been to Disney before?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Make sure not to trust anyone, they're shifty and shady
Every man and lady

Last time I was in Orlando, I fucked a local hooker sideways and she shit out a horizontal baby.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Check out Morimoto's new restaurant at Disney Springs.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Wow I thought vacationing in Orlando was bad, but vacationing in Orlando when you've already lived in Orlando?

and in June...

 

[therealdope]

Orlando? Welcome to America's cultural toilet bowl.

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Go hang with Platinum Mike

 

[therealdope]

Wow I thought vacationing in Orlando was bad, but vacationing in Orlando when you've already lived in Orlando?

Seriously.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Disney is the only reason people go to Orlando

 

[thetruth2709]

I always get those cheap travelling magazines that are in all Dennys restaurants...and call all the hotels to see where I get the best deal....the price they advertise in the magazines IS NEVER the correct price so you have to call and dedicate 15-20 minutes of your life to call to as many hotels as you can...then you get the best price...well thats what Ive done on my last 3-4 trips to Orlando.

If you do the parts you basically already know you only go to the hotel at night to fall asleep and wake up early the next day to leave to the parks...so you only spends the sleeping hours of the night there

 

[bubbleboyjones]

Bring a fishing pole and some topwater plugs. You can catch snook in the canals

You can catch saltwater fish in Orlando?

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

Obviously Disney.
We were slightly dispapointed in Epcott center.
You can skip that.

 

[hohner]

Lots of breweries in the Orlando area now.

 

[SanJose90]

Don't go to Orlando or any part of Florida really